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Im2mackin
10-02-04, 01:18 AM
OK guys heres the story updated from last time on the under the thread "THIS SUCKS!!!" link http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12524

I called this girl up and were supposed to meet on friday around six and fuck. So six comes and by 7 still no call. So i call her and she says shes sorry but shes shopping at the MALL somewhere upstate new york. So then she says she'd be around by 9:30. 10:00 comes and she still isnt there. So i said fuck it and i went to get some beers with my friends. Beers ended up being 4 forty's and i was recked by 1130. SO then she calls and SO sorry but there was traffic and instead of us going out and fuckin in her car i end up going to her house. SO i come over and then i realized. IM AM FUCKIN DRUNK AS FUCKIN SKUNK(corny phrase but eh!) so we get naked and fore play starts and were there for 30 mins. NO HARD ON omg i think i was thinkin to hard to catch a hradon. My mind cant multitask when im drunk. So i say il be right back. and i got to the bathroom. I start wackin it and shit and its not workin. So i start doin pulse 110's and those suckers usually give me rock outta no where. To no prevail. So i go back and i start talkin to her and shit like listen i cant get it up. and then like 30 secs later OUTTA FUCKIN Nowhere i pop a half cock. I was so happy. i guess because i was thinkin about gettin hard to much that wasnt gettin hard. Any way so then i tell her to go in my pants and get some rubbers. ANd she does and we start Fuckin for like 40 mins. I was so recked that i wasnt even feelin it but she was. So then i was like so fuckin tired and so was she that we caled it quits after 5 more mins. Then i was like fuck i aam really pissed and what not. So we gunna REschedule to were i have had no alcohol in my body and to when its earlier in the ay since after 12 doesnt seem to be workin for us. even though i didnt bust a nut i did FUCK the shit outta her. BTW she had no porno in the crib so oprah was on. GODDAMN OPRAH it was probably her that wasnt lettin me get it up. LAterz

BeBobBox
10-02-04, 01:32 AM
leave ur penis alone for a while before hanging with her. like a few days

kong1971
10-02-04, 02:50 AM
It was Oprah.

jakb
10-02-04, 03:09 AM
Oprah could scare the erection out of a porn star on viagra. lol

Shithead
10-02-04, 03:12 AM
the thread is titled how you fucked her, it should be titled how she fucked you.

but hey, thats chicks for ya.

kong1971
10-02-04, 03:20 AM
Rule #1: They're always late.

Rule #2: They never want to fuck when you do. They will always want it when

a) you're at work ("Honey, I just called to let you know how hot and wet I am for you!")

b) you're tired ("I know you worked a double shift, but I really want you.")

c) you have other plans ("Football! Okay, but I was gonna suck your dick for an hour and then let you buttfuck me. Oh well...enjoy the game.")

d) incapacitated by illness or liquor.

or e) you got tired of waiting and jerked off.

Rule #3-- It's worth it. That shit is GOOOOD!

Im2mackin
10-02-04, 12:09 PM
leave ur penis alone for a while before hanging with her. like a few days
Fuck that imma Do girth workouts to the max!!LOL

Im2mackin
10-02-04, 12:09 PM
It was Oprah.
Definately Oprah is a Cock Killer

Im2mackin
10-02-04, 12:10 PM
Oprah could scare the erection out of a porn star on viagra. lol
DUDE thats reminds me i wanna try some viagra. ANY cheap suggestions?

Im2mackin
10-02-04, 12:14 PM
Rule #1: They're always late.

Rule #2: They never want to fuck when you do. They will always want it when

a) you're at work ("Honey, I just called to let you know how hot and wet I am for you!")

b) you're tired ("I know you worked a double shift, but I really want you.")

c) you have other plans ("Football! Okay, but I was gonna suck your dick for an hour and then let you buttfuck me. Oh well...enjoy the game.")

d) incapacitated by illness or liquor.

or e) you got tired of waiting and jerked off.

Rule #3-- It's worth it. That shit is GOOOOD!
SO FUCKIn TRUE ......but ehh pussy's a pussy and i try to get it whenever i can.

poonologist
10-02-04, 03:32 PM
the thread is titled how you fucked her, it should be titled how she fucked you.

but hey, thats chicks for ya.

Omfg that was hilarious.Thanks,i need that
rofl

jakb
10-02-04, 08:45 PM
DUDE thats reminds me i wanna try some viagra. ANY cheap suggestions?


Talk to Kausion... He helped me get cialis at a good price.