Dr. Kaplan's Penis Quiz

[WaxN]

TEST YOUR PENIS I.Q!

DIRECTIONS: ANSWER TRUE OR FALSE TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.


1. THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S PENIS LENGTH ERECT IS ABOVE 6 INCHES.

2. THE PENIS IS A MUSCLE.

3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR PENIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY PENIS GROW.

4. THE AVERAGE MAN'S PENIS SHRINKS BY AGE 40.

5. THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD PREFER TO BE 5 FOOT 8 INCHES TALL AND HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS COMPARED TO BEING 6'0 FEET TALL AND HAVING A SIX INCH PENIS.

6. RACE IS NOT A FACTOR IN PENIS SIZE.

7. DURING SEX, MOST WOMEN WOULD NOT PREFER A MAN WITH A LARGER SIZE PENIS.

8. THE PENIS CAN GET HARDER AND LARGER THROUGH VACUUM PUMP PRESSURE.

ANSWERS

1. TRUE. THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A MAN'S ERECT PENIS IS 6.4 INCHES AND 5.5 INCHES IN CIRCUMFERENCE.

2. TRUE. TWO-THIRDS OF THE PENIS IS MUSCLE LIKE IN STRUCTURE. THIS TISSUE IS KNOWN AS CORPUS CAVERNOSUM.

3. FALSE. MASTURBATION OR ANY OTHER NATURAL EXERCISE CANNOT MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGER. IF THIS WAS THE CASE, THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD HAVE A 20 INCH PENIS.

4. TRUE. AFTER AGE 40 MOST MEN EXPERIENCE A 10% SHRINKAGE. AT AGE 60, MOST MEN ARE 20% SMALLER THAN WHEN THEY WERE 25 YEARS OLD.

5. TRUE. SURVEYS HAVE SHOWN THAT THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD RATHER HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS AND BE ONLY 5 FEET 6 INCHES TALL.

6. FALSE. RACE IS A FACTOR. THE STANDARD DEVIATION OF AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN'S PENIS IS 1.25 INCHES LARGER THAN A CAUCASIAN MAN. ASIAN MEN TEND TO BE SMALLER.

7. FALSE. MOST SEXUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL SURVEYS GIVEN TO WOMEN SHOW THAT A WOMAN DOES FANTASIZE MORE FREQUENTLY HAVING SEX WITH A MAN WHO IS WELL ENDOWED.

8. TRUE. SINCE THE VACUUM PUMP CREATES A PRESSURE WHICH IS LARGER THAN YOUR NATURAL OR WEAK ERECTION. MOST MEN GAIN FROM 1 TO 3 INCHES IN LENGTH AND 25% IN THICKNESS.

IF YOU ANSWERED:

EIGHT CORRECT - GENIUS PENIS I.Q

SIX TO SEVEN CORRECT - ABOVE AVERAGE PENIS I.Q

FOUR TO FIVE CORRECT - AVERAGE INFORMED PENIS I.Q

TWO TO THREE CORRECT - UNINFORMED, LOW PENIS I.Q

ZERO TO ONE CORRECT - NAIVE, GET A MATE.

[seven_wants_ten]

Originally posted by WaxN
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3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR PENIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY PENIS GROW.

3. FALSE. MASTURBATION OR ANY OTHER NATURAL EXERCISE CANNOT MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGER. IF THIS WAS THE CASE, THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD HAVE A 20 INCH PENIS.



Obviously exercises don't work, I sure haven't ever seen any 20 inch penises!

[WaxN]

And the penis is a muscle????

[seven_wants_ten]

Originally posted by WaxN
And the penis is a muscle????

Yes, I can control mine like an elephant's trunk. I frequently use it to pull limbs of trees and place berries in my mouth. I suck water up into in and then shoot it at myself to bathe.

[penguinsfan]

Is this the same Dr. Kaplan that has been selling the vacuum pumps forever? Funny how one question denounces PE, but he makes sure to include the pump question.

[pUNKY]

This questionaire thing seems to be abit BS and just advertises his pumps he sells.

[stillwantmore]

Originally posted by WaxN
TEST YOUR PENIS I.Q!

DIRECTIONS: ANSWER TRUE OR FALSE TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.


1. THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S PENIS LENGTH ERECT IS ABOVE 6 INCHES.

False

2. THE PENIS IS A MUSCLE.

False

3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR PENIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY PENIS GROW.

False on masturbation True on Exercises...DEFINE "exercises"

4. THE AVERAGE MAN'S PENIS SHRINKS BY AGE 40.

True, poor diets and lowered blood circulation due to mostly plaque build up in the viens/arteries

5. THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD PREFER TO BE 5 FOOT 8 INCHES TALL AND HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS COMPARED TO BEING 6'0 FEET TALL AND HAVING A SIX INCH PENIS.

True

6. RACE IS NOT A FACTOR IN PENIS SIZE.

True although it's also true race may affect WHERE a boy is raised...so if he is born into a Ethiopian tribe that practices penis enlargement .......

7. DURING SEX, MOST WOMEN WOULD NOT PREFER A MAN WITH A LARGER SIZE PENIS.

False, even lesbians like big dildos

8. THE PENIS CAN GET HARDER AND LARGER THROUGH VACUUM PUMP PRESSURE.

True, but most of the time results are not permanent or take much much longer to acheive with a vacuum.
ANSWERS

1. TRUE. THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF A MAN'S ERECT PENIS IS 6.4 INCHES AND 5.5 INCHES IN CIRCUMFERENCE.

2. TRUE. TWO-THIRDS OF THE PENIS IS MUSCLE LIKE IN STRUCTURE. THIS TISSUE IS KNOWN AS CORPUS CAVERNOSUM.

3. FALSE. MASTURBATION OR ANY OTHER NATURAL EXERCISE CANNOT MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGER. IF THIS WAS THE CASE, THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD HAVE A 20 INCH PENIS.

4. TRUE. AFTER AGE 40 MOST MEN EXPERIENCE A 10% SHRINKAGE. AT AGE 60, MOST MEN ARE 20% SMALLER THAN WHEN THEY WERE 25 YEARS OLD.

5. TRUE. SURVEYS HAVE SHOWN THAT THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD RATHER HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS AND BE ONLY 5 FEET 6 INCHES TALL.

6. FALSE. RACE IS A FACTOR. THE STANDARD DEVIATION OF AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN'S PENIS IS 1.25 INCHES LARGER THAN A CAUCASIAN MAN. ASIAN MEN TEND TO BE SMALLER.

7. FALSE. MOST SEXUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL SURVEYS GIVEN TO WOMEN SHOW THAT A WOMAN DOES FANTASIZE MORE FREQUENTLY HAVING SEX WITH A MAN WHO IS WELL ENDOWED.

8. TRUE. SINCE THE VACUUM PUMP CREATES A PRESSURE WHICH IS LARGER THAN YOUR NATURAL OR WEAK ERECTION. MOST MEN GAIN FROM 1 TO 3 INCHES IN LENGTH AND 25% IN THICKNESS.

IF YOU ANSWERED:

EIGHT CORRECT - GENIUS PENIS I.Q

SIX TO SEVEN CORRECT - ABOVE AVERAGE PENIS I.Q

FOUR TO FIVE CORRECT - AVERAGE INFORMED PENIS I.Q

TWO TO THREE CORRECT - UNINFORMED, LOW PENIS I.Q

ZERO TO ONE CORRECT - NAIVE, GET A MATE.

Not only do I have a "Genius Penis I.Q." (LOL) but, I seem to know more facts than his Secretary or whoever typed this up. Yes, it is very biased toward selling penis pumps. Think about it, why on earth would you say that natural exercises work as well if youre selling a pump or other product? That's like owning a Pizza Joint and having a sign out front saying "Pizza is good most of the time but Cheese Burgers fill the void" It's business gents.

[penguinsfan]

All I can say on that matter is that I have never heard of anyone that has made huge gains from pumping, at least pumping exclusively. I have read about many guys that have increased their size 50%+, some approaching nearly 100% gains. No one has ever posted such accomplishments from Dr. Kaplan's pumps, outside of his cheesy advertisements.

[stillwantmore]

I've seen guys post gains, but they almost always take longer to get those gains through pumping alone. Pumping seems like more of a science ...you need to buy a cylinder that fits you properly without causing too much fluid build up....have to be careful with pressure...I dunno it just seems like more of a hassle with fewer real benefits as far as real and time efficient gains are concerned...in my opinion.

[Gardenier90]

Originally posted by stillwantmore
I've seen guys post gains, but they almost always take longer to get those gains through pumping alone. Pumping seems like more of a science ...you need to buy a cylinder that fits you properly without causing too much fluid build up....have to be careful with pressure...I dunno it just seems like more of a hassle with fewer real benefits as far as real and time efficient gains are concerned...in my opinion.

But it is so damn fun! :p

[Spektrum]

waxn: i hate to say this and i'm not trying to start a flame war, but I believe you are a little guillable. This guy is trying to make money by selling pumps. So of course he is going to try and make the average man feel inadequate. That is why he says the average man is larger than he actually is. There is a truth out there, read through the forum and find it. If there is one piece of advice I can give... do not believe the people who make crazy money doing PE surgeries or sell overpriced PE products. They will denounce NPE everytime they can because they know it works and if everyone knew that, no one would get surgeries or buy pumps.

[doublelongdaddy]

I'm not going to cheat.. Does someone want to grade my test?

1. THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S PENIS LENGTH ERECT IS ABOVE 6 INCHES.

False

2. THE PENIS IS A MUSCLE.

False

3. FREQUENT MASTURBATION OR PENIS EXERCISES WILL MAKE MY PENIS GROW.

True

4. THE AVERAGE MAN'S PENIS SHRINKS BY AGE 40.

True

5. THE AVERAGE MAN WOULD PREFER TO BE 5 FOOT 8 INCHES TALL AND HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS COMPARED TO BEING 6'0 FEET TALL AND HAVING A SIX INCH PENIS.

True

6. RACE IS NOT A FACTOR IN PENIS SIZE.

True

7. DURING SEX, MOST WOMEN WOULD NOT PREFER A MAN WITH A LARGER SIZE PENIS.

True

8. THE PENIS CAN GET HARDER AND LARGER THROUGH VACUUM PUMP PRESSURE.

True

[rain]

Here's a link another study on penis size...

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html

rain...

[penguinsfan]

Originally posted by rain
Here's a link another study on penis size...

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html

rain...

There is some freaky shit on that page. The smallest penises can be less than 1 cm erect? :eek: Damn, I never thought I'd feel so grateful for what I've got.

[pole]

Originally posted by penguinsfan
There is some freaky shit on that page. The smallest penises can be less than 1 cm erect? :eek: Damn, I never thought I'd feel so grateful for what I've got.

I worry more about the big clit section.
Would you be considered gay if you suck your girls 5"+ clit?:p

pole

[doublelongdaddy]

Originally posted by pole
Would you be considered gay if you suck your girls 5"+ clit?


No...Just very happy:)

[wesb]

Originally posted by rain
Here's a link another study on penis size...

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html

rain...

hmm... I gather that most of this info is suppose to come from "medical" sources. I find this interesting.... it's easy for "medical" community to accept this as fact, but not accept PE? Quoting from above link:

"Women of several African tribes artificially enlarge their labia to remarkable lengths. Beginning as young lasses, females of the Venda and Benin tribes (located in southern and western Africa, respectively) tug constantly on their labia to elongate them. Sometimes the girls will band together and assist one another. Sort of like a kinky version of a knitting circle, I guess. The labia can hang as much as 7 inches in length, much to the delight of the menfolk, who find women with lengthened lips very desirable. In case you're wondering how the manage with such ponderous equipment, they often push the long labia into the vaginal orifice to protect them during normal household chores."

But I guess the labia must be a lot different than the penis, as we all know that it's impossible to enlarge a penis by "tugging on it" heheh

[MDC]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
No...Just very happy:)

Ditto, and I wouldn't feel the slightest bit gay because of it! :D

[doublelongdaddy]

Originally posted by MDC
Ditto, and I wouldn't feel the slightest bit gay because of it! :D

but what if a guy had a cock the size of a clit? :p

[penguinsfan]

Originally posted by MDC
Ditto, and I wouldn't feel the slightest bit gay because of it! :D

No, but it would be freaky as hell.

[penguinsfan]

Originally posted by wesb
"Women of several African tribes artificially enlarge their labia to remarkable lengths. Beginning as young lasses, females of the Venda and Benin tribes (located in southern and western Africa, respectively) tug constantly on their labia to elongate them. Sometimes the girls will band together and assist one another. Sort of like a kinky version of a knitting circle, I guess. The labia can hang as much as 7 inches in length, much to the delight of the menfolk, who find women with lengthened lips very desirable. In case you're wondering how the manage with such ponderous equipment, they often push the long labia into the vaginal orifice to protect them during normal household chores."

But I guess the labia must be a lot different than the penis, as we all know that it's impossible to enlarge a penis by "tugging on it" heheh

Well, you can bet when 7" labia become fashionable among American women and plastic surgeons are willing to provide them for 5K to 10K per procedure this information will be promptly discredited.