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Cleaner13
04-11-05, 01:18 PM
About a year ago or so me, one of my friends (Mike) and his younger uncle (Joe) were all hanging out and decided to go to a strip club..

So we're hanging out at the club and some girls keep coming up to us and dancing just around us. This one dancer keeps going back and forth between us and this african guy about 2 tables away.

So she comes back to where we are (note we are not giving her tips, Joe just has a way with girls) and she ends up just staying there.

So African guy says outloud in a very stereotypical tone to the stripper "Whats wrong baby are you afraid of big dicks..."

So Joe having the short temper that he does gets up and goes "Whoa dude I know the fuck you didnt just say that to me, my fucking dick will eat yours whole"

(keep in mind this next part is in the middle of the damn strip club...)
So the African guy goes oh yeah prove it...as he unzips his pants and drops what looked like a 10.5-11inch long dick ( he got himself hard), but it was realistically like maybe 5-5.25 girth at best... so fairly skinny for such a long dick but damn was it long...
So Joe gets up and drops his pants.... this guys dick was massive... it wasnt as long as the other guys he was a def solid 9.75-10 NPEL, but his girth was almost unrealistic... Ive done lots of clamping and have seen a clamped girth of about 6.5 at my lowest base, and this dudes had to have been about 6.75 at the skinniest part and probably a solid 7 or 7.25 at the way base... I couldnt even believe it was real...
So Joe asks the stripper he goes "which one would u prefer"
The stripper points to the other guy and goes "Thats not gonna do anything" She points to Joe and goes "Damn that would fucking hurt.."

Ever since then I had a realistic goal of what to reach but I think Id be damn near dead before reaching it...

I just thought this was a way funny story... it goes to show you no matter what u have there is bound to be someone out there bigger then you... kind of scary to be honest..
philadelph
04-11-05, 01:25 PM
You should ask your friends uncle if he PEs.
iwant8inches
04-11-05, 01:50 PM
damn that's a great story...Shit I hope I don't live anywhere near your friend's uncle or that other dude...

That's crazy.
noluck
04-13-05, 12:28 PM
Dude those guys are fucking huge! What are the odds 2 guys that big in the same room?
I think its pretty hard to judge other dicks compared to our own because we only see ours at a certain angle, but i can still make a decent estimation. I usually feel pretty confident in my size but that makes me want to shrivel up!
jakb
04-13-05, 12:31 PM
Go Joe Go!!
iwant8inches
04-13-05, 01:45 PM
Note to self...keep PEing.
sasquatch
04-13-05, 09:01 PM
Confirmation of my biggest fear, whipping it out in a big dick challenge and being blown away by a freak of nature who does'nt even know what PE is, damn.
Straight8
04-14-05, 12:31 AM
Whoa dude I know the fuck you didnt just say that to me, my fucking dick will eat yours whole"
From what you said it sounded like the guy was just saying to the girl "was she afraid of a big dick". It didn't seem like he was talking to this Joe guy at all. I don't see why Joe would say anything.
sasquatch
04-14-05, 06:37 PM
If I was packing what he has, I would be quick to jump on any challenge, especially in front of a stripper and my buddies.
iwant8inches
05-31-05, 09:50 PM
I would do what Joe did in the grocery store, mall, waiting for the train, getting some food inside McDonald's. It wouldn't take much for me to whip it out if I was packing like that. "You want fries with that sir?" "What are you trying to say?" then I'd just whip it out.
Kal-el
05-31-05, 10:16 PM
I'd probably whip it out too...if I was packing that
blabla182
05-31-05, 10:42 PM
first off no one is whipping out their dick in a strip club your ass will be out the door before you can put it back in your pants
insearchof9inch
06-01-05, 02:39 AM
first off no one is whipping out their dick in a strip club your ass will be out the door before you can put it back in your pants

Spoilsport <:( . I think it's a fucking cool idea.
blabla182
06-01-05, 07:23 AM
Spoilsport <:( . I think it's a fucking cool idea.
lol sorry i know it sounds like a good idea but i just dont see it happening :P
sasquatch
06-01-05, 06:29 PM
That's true. I've seen guy's get tossed fast at strip clubs for less "bad" behaviour than whippin' it out. There's always a few Hells Angels that hang in the clubs where I live and most patrons are usually on pretty good behaviour.
Cleaner13
06-11-05, 12:34 PM
That's true. I've seen guy's get tossed fast at strip clubs for less "bad" behaviour than whippin' it out. There's always a few Hells Angels that hang in the clubs where I live and most patrons are usually on pretty good behaviour.

well this might be very true, but like I said hes a freak of nature, hes also 6'2 240lbs and has 21" arms.. he was in the secret service, a golden gloves champion, and probably one of few Italians to grow up in Newark NJ(worst area of the US in my opinion)....
PETER DICK
06-11-05, 01:07 PM
You have to remember that strip clubs are different around the country. The one I used to go to have valet parking and employees wearing tuxedos, and a 5 star restaurant. I have also been to strip clubs with stamped dirt floor where the strippers have no teeth and are 7 months pregnant. In those clubs basically anything can happen.
against_odds21
06-16-05, 04:53 PM
Note to self...keep PEing.

Yea, no kidding man. Maybe my shadow could compare then. lmao
[P]okey[B]ear
11-20-05, 12:07 PM
good story lol
drew21
11-20-05, 03:00 PM
Very good.
Chi
11-21-05, 02:17 PM
I would do what Joe did in the grocery store, mall, waiting for the train, getting some food inside McDonald's. It wouldn't take much for me to whip it out if I was packing like that. "You want fries with that sir?" "What are you trying to say?" then I'd just whip it out.

Shit I almost crapped myself with that! Oh my, funniest stuff I´ve read in a long time.
drkegels
11-22-05, 11:00 AM
So the African guy goes oh yeah prove it...as he unzips his pants and drops what looked like a 10.5-11inch long dick ( he got himself hard), but it was realistically like maybe 5-5.25 girth at best...Joe gets up and drops his pants.... this guys dick was massive... it wasnt as long as the other guys he was a def solid 9.75-10 NPEL, but his girth was almost unrealistic... Ive done lots of clamping and have seen a clamped girth of about 6.5 at my lowest base, and this dudes had to have been about 6.75 at the skinniest part and probably a solid 7 or 7.25 at the way base...

I don't know about the girths, but you're definitely overestimating the lengths there.
Cleaner13
11-28-05, 10:53 PM
I don't know about the girths, but you're definitely overestimating the lengths there.


yeah Im def not dude, Im almost around the 7.5 non bone pressed area which puts me at 8.5ish bone pressed, and I feel small next to him, not to mention with a a clamp Im easily over the 6.5 girth area, I think its fair to say I know my own equipment and could compare it easily to others.... not to mention hes taller then me by 2 inches and probably has like 50lbs on me and it still looked gigantic...