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BigMan2003
10-10-03, 01:56 PM
hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to PE ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....

REDZULU2003
10-10-03, 04:47 PM
She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids :p :p :p okay that was cruel....but so are her type.

ItsElectric
10-10-03, 05:58 PM
I don't think women realize how much they hurt men when they say things about penis size.. Or maybe they do.. Either way, use that for motivation and slap her in the face with that huge slab of meat when you hit your goal, and be like.. "THIS BIG ENOUGH, BITCH?" then you proceed to beat her over her head until it just smashes into nothing but lumps and pulp. :cool:

That's what I would do anyways.

-ItsElectric

pUNKY
10-11-03, 07:50 AM
Even though my X gf never said she dumped me because of that i knew that was why, she dumped me like 2 weeks after we had sex so i kind of guessed. Just wait though im going to be hung like a donkey and that bitch aint even gonna get the cum i squirt.

REDZULU2003
10-11-03, 07:56 AM
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.

pUNKY
10-11-03, 09:22 AM
LOL red, that would be funny. I dont live that far away from u anywayz:p

johnny77
10-11-03, 09:37 PM
you have some aggresion there,use it well Mr. Assassin....i hate those size queen bitches...but none of us want them anyway..they ONLY want big cocks and nothing else...thats like us guys wanting tits and they just lay there in bed with a hairy bush and no sucking abilities...big cocks can only go so far...we also have the personalities to match..;)

doublelongdaddy
10-11-03, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by BigMan2003
O well...LIfe goes on.

...yes it does...but yours goes on with a new found knowledge. You are in a place that most men can only dream of and you have opportunities that will change your life forever.

REDZULU2003
10-12-03, 04:18 AM
Size queens are EVRYWHERE in porn.
Jena Haze is a FILTHY size queen bitch.
Jewel De-Nyle is another.

Theirs more but those two stick out especially that horrid Jena Haze.

A girl that aint a size queen is Luna Lane the Italian beuty.
She rode a Sybian sex machine once...it was like 3 inches long and she got of on it....maybe she was PROVING a point....size dunt matter...but the riggle dee riggle dee da does....man I would love to have her ass in my face :rolleyes:

C-Guy
10-12-03, 05:36 AM
Yeah those gals can be cruel. Just glad ya found out at the girlfriend stage, not after you said I DO. My ex filed for divorce wanting her new "italian stallion" (no offence to you italian guys). My life has changed drastically since shes out of the picture. $xx,xxx.xx more to pay off the bills from the divorce and i'll be a free man WITH MORE THAN TWICE THE DICK I HAD WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO HER!

REDZULU2003
10-12-03, 07:42 AM
Thats the spirit...so what ya think about the two whores I mentioned???

johnny77
10-12-03, 12:46 PM
suck and fuck all those donkey dicks they want....they'll be knocking on our doors when they want more :p ...but youre right red, Luna Lane is sweet..she's a lil vixen

ICM
10-22-03, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.

Ahh! You live in Manchester. You're not helping with my problem that I just started a thread on! Will have to work extra hard now.

You at uni red?

REDZULU2003
10-23-03, 04:15 AM
Nah...I am in the Fire Service.

SlamInTheLamb
10-23-03, 05:06 AM
Nah...I am in the Fire Service.
Babe magnet...with own fire hose :D

cascade
11-02-03, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by SlamInTheLamb
Babe magnet...with own fire hose :D A little while ago here in Australia there was a study conducted that was reported on the news.

It said that the #1 profession that women find sexy is a fireman!

Now we have proof!

Cheers,
Cas

REDZULU2003
11-02-03, 04:24 AM
I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D

doublelongdaddy
11-02-03, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
I would LUV to know why they find it so sexy? I mean a yelllow helmet and navy blue uniform....WTF...women - never understand them. :D

I'm pretty sure it's the BIG HOSE:D

Godsize
11-07-03, 03:10 AM
You really can't go wrong with chicks if you're a fireman. It's instant respect.

Kazakh
11-13-03, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by BigMan2003
7/30/03 Lenght 6.25 Girth 5
__________________________


BigMan2003

I don't think it's small
Maybe your penis size it's not the cause?

REDZULU2003
11-14-03, 04:55 PM
cool we have members from all over the globe.
Kazakhstan...cool.
Welcome also man.

Hey BigMan2003..at leats ya weren't dumped cos it was too big like them freaks at LPSG always say rofl

bigbutnottoo
11-14-03, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by REDZULU2003
at leats ya weren't dumped cos it was too big like them freaks at LPSG always say rofl

No, they dont have girlfriends over there. They like to get together with all the other 14" guys and have cock parties.

mowinman
11-17-03, 01:04 PM
Unless you like me, break down give it too her, she loves the changes and keeps coming back for more.......LOL

Synthetic
11-24-03, 09:05 PM
Actually I would recommend getting back withher and giving her the night of her dreams and then the next day fucking bitch her ass out and tell her to get the fuck out. I swear she will call you begging for sex.

Omul_Paianjen
12-31-03, 02:34 AM
Guess it happened to me too.. But now i don`t give a shit about it or about her. I am on my way of becoming a better person, better than any boyfriend she`s gonna have.

bfd21
12-31-03, 09:15 AM
Hey Red, I am a firefighter also, hopefully I will have the bigger hose i want soon. Stay safe brother good to meet you

:bottumsup :bottumsup :bottumsup

REDZULU2003
12-31-03, 05:04 PM
yo...which side are you than .. Red or Blue side :) I am Blue watch.
My brigade is the Greater Manchester.

bfd21
12-31-03, 05:06 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about, I am in New York we go by platoons! :bottumsup

SLICEDBEEF
01-21-04, 08:37 PM
Wait till you are quite a bit bigger and find a way to fuck her by letting her know you have a big dick (inderectly of course)... trust me, if you can some how mess with her head, then most girls tend to forget what they thought before as long as they feel like the current situation is what they are into.... they are naive.

After you fuck her, act like she was just another ho and get yourself another girl... this will really fuck with her head...and because you or her never mentioned anything about a relationship, then she might still try to get back with you and try to get you into a relationship (because she's scandulous). Act a little interested then back off like your not interested...like she's just another ho and she's not important to you.

Because she got you to act interested, then she will try to get that "power" back (when you back'd off) by acting even more "interested" (because scandulous woman are insecure and they can't stand to get turned down). Keep acting interested and disintrested (making her wonder what's going on and stirring her emotions) over and over, looping the string, until she goes crazy/obsessed.........and then fuck her best friend and say it was because she was too loose.

A little pscyhological trick I picked up from a book that my friend let me borrow, that work's absolutly wonderful... He's actually a stripper so he dated all kind's of scandulous women and I've learned alot from this guy.

Good Luck

PaloMalo
01-22-04, 07:41 AM
Slicedbeef,

I'm always interested in staying in touch with seduction/relationship type of info....whats the name of the book you were mentioning?

nitro
03-01-04, 08:43 AM
hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to PE ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....






Goal 9.25 X 8
X 8 ? I can see where all this cruelty comes from now.. eheh

Stunna
03-11-04, 10:29 PM
thats some fucked up shit man, i'd say either pound the shit out of her yourself or hire a hitman like red to do it

levista
03-13-04, 07:15 PM
how evil would a woman have to be to TELL a guy that? I mean, its not like 99.99% of the male population know they can do anything about it! They think they are stuck with what they have. Cruel bitch!

the grinch
03-13-04, 07:25 PM
don't fret she is to shallow to realize whats she had if you treat them good and respect them they will love you no matter what you have plus you really don't want a woman like that just my 2 cents

GrowingUp
03-24-04, 04:32 PM
My wife played the same game and I crumbled. Then I grew Up ( no pun intended) and said the hell with It, now it's back for me. Now all of a sudden it's: "Gosh, there's something different about you, are you getting bigger?"
There is no better revenge then success........
Ain't it great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

bigbutnottoo
03-24-04, 04:51 PM
Those are impressive gains GrowingUp. Congrats on that and the new reactions.

doublelongdaddy
04-02-04, 04:56 PM
My wife played the same game and I crumbled. Then I grew Up ( no pun intended) and said the hell with It, now it's back for me. Now all of a sudden it's: "Gosh, there's something different about you, are you getting bigger?"
There is no better revenge then success........
Ain't it great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

INCREDIBLE!

Xenoseal
04-02-04, 11:25 PM
7/30/03 Lenght 6.25 Girth 5

That isn't small!

But I feel ya man, my ex dumped me 5 days before Valentines day, and 2 days before our 6 month anniversery. Why? Cuz I wouldn't fuck her. She still wanted to be friends with benefits though?! Was like WTF. Once I have my goal size I wanna be like...

"Hey Christina c'mere I wanna show ya somethin... *unzip* *slap her in the face with my dick* How ya like that for cock bitch?"

Can ya tell I got alot of anger built up from her?

levista
04-03-04, 10:05 AM
Cuz I wouldn't fuck her. She still wanted to be friends with benefits though?!

Dude, i gotta ask why you wouldnt nail her? You got great size stats so i know its not that. And what "benefits" was she after? I'm lost lol

Gandolf
04-04-04, 11:34 PM
Wait till you are quite a bit bigger and find a way to fuck her by letting her know you have a big dick (inderectly of course)... trust me, if you can some how mess with her head, then most girls tend to forget what they thought before as long as they feel like the current situation is what they are into.... they are naive.

After you fuck her, act like she was just another ho and get yourself another girl... this will really fuck with her head...and because you or her never mentioned anything about a relationship, then she might still try to get back with you and try to get you into a relationship (because she's scandulous). Act a little interested then back off like your not interested...like she's just another ho and she's not important to you.

Because she got you to act interested, then she will try to get that "power" back (when you back'd off) by acting even more "interested" (because scandulous woman are insecure and they can't stand to get turned down). Keep acting interested and disintrested (making her wonder what's going on and stirring her emotions) over and over, looping the string, until she goes crazy/obsessed.........and then fuck her best friend and say it was because she was too loose.

A little pscyhological trick I picked up from a book that my friend let me borrow, that work's absolutly wonderful... He's actually a stripper so he dated all kind's of scandulous women and I've learned alot from this guy.

Good LuckThis post is pure gold.

BeBobBox
04-11-04, 01:16 AM
Get a costume on and go and rape her with a fat 12 inch dildo. saying that to a man could ruin all his security and make him go mad.

doublelongdaddy
04-11-04, 11:17 AM
Get a costume on and go and rape her with a fat 12 inch dildo. saying that to a man could ruin all his security and make him go mad.

The end all PENIS...12" to the hilt:D

kong1971
04-20-04, 12:34 AM
Don't worry about it. My wife was on friggin' cold medicine one night when we did it. She was kind of dry and not very tight and had a hard time getting off. Of course, it was MY fault and she asked me why my dick was smaller. It disturbed me so I went and measured later, scared the PE wore off or something, and guess what? No difference. Now that she is off the medicine, I'm bottoming out again -- I made sure to point out that it was the medicine, not some magically shrinking dinky-doo, and she really felt bad for blaming me.

My point?

There is nothing wrong with them. It's everybody else that's fucked up.

doublelongdaddy
04-20-04, 02:07 PM
she asked me why my dick was smaller.

I don't know if I would appreciate her honesty or bitch slap her for the comment:D That must have motivated you big time good or bad.

Thanatos
08-16-04, 11:24 AM
The next time a woman comments that you penis size is inadequate, you reply "I'm sorry you don't like the size of my organ, but I wasn't planning on playing in and auditorium as big as yours!"

C-Guy
08-16-04, 04:47 PM
Now thats just funny right there!

GhosT_DoGG
08-16-04, 04:59 PM
If a girlfriend had said the same to me i would have bought her the Bam dildo 13" by 8.5" and 3" width!!! Suck on that lollipop biatch! :P :D

ashamed
08-17-04, 09:55 PM
One of my former girlfriends said I was small too, which crushed my confidence, no other girl ever said that to me, and ever since her I have been getting more and more self-conscious, hence why I'm doing P.E, i'm planning of letting her see my brand new big dick once P.E starts working and then tell her to piss off =oP

ashamed
08-17-04, 09:56 PM
A guy has just got a new girlfriend, when they are about to sleep with eachother for the first time, he unzips and pulls out his dick, the girl laughs and says "who do you think you're going to pleasure with that small thing?" the guy grins and says "ME!"

jakb
08-17-04, 10:21 PM
The next time a woman comments that you penis size is inadequate, you reply "I'm sorry you don't like the size of my organ, but I wasn't planning on playing in and auditorium as big as yours!"


rofl rofl rofl


Holy shit funny!!!

GhosT_DoGG
08-21-04, 07:08 PM
What funny to have a 4" flaccid dick then it grows to 11"x7.5", that would have shocked many! =)

copper_handshak
08-21-04, 08:48 PM
Like putting a Corvette engine with nitros in a 70's Volks Wagon Beatle. : )

MICKsnatch
08-22-04, 01:23 AM
"A guy has just got a new girlfriend, when they are about to sleep with eachother for the first time, he unzips and pulls out his dick, the girl laughs and says "who do you think you're going to pleasure with that small thing?" the guy grins and says "ME!""

haha thats hilarious.. yeah when dumb sluts say shit like that you need to just pleasure yourself and not give a fuck about them...of course trying to cum all over their face can add a well deserved smile to the guy's.

Godsize
08-23-04, 08:19 PM
The only drawback is that by the time you get to your size goal (or at a size that is dramatically bigger than she could ever remember), it will most likely be years later (let's be real here).... by then she'll be married with kids. And by then, after all that time, who would even care? Would you still care? Penis growth takes a loooong time, man.

The whole stunt could backfire so easy, it's not even funny. You could whip it out to NO reaction... after all that time and work, you pull out your pride and joy thinking you'll shock her, and she won't even notice. No matter how big you've gotten, she could still diss you and it'll still hurt.

9_16
09-21-04, 09:16 AM
She a typical SLUT...I hope she gets the pounding of her life and the cock comes out her head and bleeds her dry.....or she catches aids :p :p :p okay that was cruel....but so are her type.

Girls like that should get AIDS because that is what they deserve.

copper_handshak
09-21-04, 12:18 PM
Lets cut to the chase...women can be assholes!

GhosT_DoGG
09-25-04, 03:01 PM
Lets cut to the chase...women can be wonderful!

derringer57
09-25-04, 03:14 PM
Dude I got a story for you all. It is true and hilarious. My friend who was in college at 22 had his confidence crushed. His g/f said his dick was PUNY and she had been cheating on him with her profesor (for grades) and aquaintance the whole time cuz he was bigger/better. This after 1 year of extreme sexual involvement and intimate relationship she all faked. She also spread nasty rumors about his size. She said he never pleased her and broke up with him. They dide like tying up and videotaping crap. Weird, but anyways, this plays a role later.

She dropped out because she didnt focus on school too much of a party slut. Lo and behold 2 years later and 4" x 2" later (grew from 5 x 5 to 9 x 7) he meets up with her being the big successful man he is and she is all sprung cuz she knows he will make it rich now.

They go out one night and get all making out and stuff but he keeps her hands off his dick the whole night. They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine, she really wants to get back with him and tying up wasnt an uncommon thing. The gagging thing was though so she was a little uneasy.

He had her tied up (facedown - saying itd be super stimulating/erotic) and gagged with the vidcam on. He put on a THICK condom and took a little lube (as little as possible) and rubbed it on her ass and she murmured something through the mouth-tie he couldnt hear.

He said what? He knew she hated anal she was sorta sensitive to it. He just freaking tore into her ass with his HUGEMONGOUS cock and pulled her cheeks apart and she yelled/screamed (as she usually did in sex - she was a superfreak and a faker). After 1 hour he finally blew his load all over her and then whispered in her ear "Is bigger really better?"

He put the tape on the college's local P2P network which was popular.

1) got back at his ex g-f
2) it looked completely consentual as it was to his knowledge (he couldnt hear her after she was gagged and screaming was normal)
3) she got her ass torn apart
4) everyone found out she was a slut
5) everyone found out he really was packing major heat

Funniest shit I ever heard.

GhosT_DoGG
09-25-04, 03:39 PM
sephin , funny that your goal is the same size as your friends ;)

derringer57
09-25-04, 05:54 PM
He was 9" BP I wanna be 9NBP meaning 9.5"BP.

Hehe, BTW, I aint saying what he did was right/wrong or even within the law or whatever, I am just posting it and commenting on the comical aspect of it. I mean what hilarious sweet vengeance. I am a man of humor. I seriously would like the irony of the whole issue if all this happened to me. I would look back and laugh more than enjoy the moment of her getting ruined physically/socially.

jakb
09-25-04, 06:20 PM
Karma!

Be good or be destroyed in its path... lol

derringer57
09-25-04, 06:34 PM
I believe your sins will find you out ;) Maybe not directly, but indirectly you will pay for them all.

copper_handshak
09-26-04, 04:55 PM
Ghost_Dog your right, women can be wonderful, and most are. But some can really hurt you, particularly the men who adore women. Furthermore some women litterly do 'rape males', but in a psychological way. A crime which is not recognized like the rape that their male counter parts inflict upon women, physical rape, but equally devasting, if not more so. I personally adore women, but some can be assholes.

geeke19
11-25-05, 01:27 AM
If I lived near you guys and ya wanted revenge I would except payment in hand of course to split her vagina open with my meat.

I would LUV to torture her with my thick pole.....would that be enough for her??????? I would pound her SO HARD and violent their cunts would bleed...and they'd deserve it for hurting you guys.

Hey I have myself a new name.....The Vagina Assasasin.


I am so sorry to bump this old thread but this post fking cracked me up and made my day!!!! HAHAHAHA thanks RED rofl

kdogg101
11-25-05, 02:53 AM
ha ha that cracks me also. :P

bIgjOe
11-28-05, 03:13 PM
Someone said at the beginning of this that women don't understand how much they hurt men when they say this, I would say thats true for the most part......funny story:
A little bit ago I was at work waiting for my shift to start, and me and a coulple of the other guys thought it would be funny if we were naked under our uniforms (if you saw them you'd understand). Well anyway we were waiting by the door and one of the female coworkers caught on to what was going on. Me and her are kinda friends, and its her practice to playfully rip on all her friends which is usually fine and good natured. She thought it was funny, but then looked at me smiling and said "well its ok its not like theres anything really to flash anyone with down there...". Now you can see my stats, and I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination (with a 6in. flaccid) so without so much as changing the expression on my face, I looked her right in the eye and laughed and said "Don't make me scramble your ovaries just to make you take that back!" She could see in my face that I wasn't kidding and her smile lessened a little and she just kinda looked at the floor. Haha thats right biatch, you fucked with the wrong bull! Plus a few weeks later we had a Halloween party, and I was dressed in this kids costume to be funny (but the pants were super tight), and I had been wearing my adc all day before that so I was nice and pumped. So the whole party I had this huge bulge and caught a bunch of people including her staring at it throughout the night (lol another girl actually got a little drunk and made a comment about it before making a grab for it). Just thought it might be a good story for this thread...

TomdW
11-28-05, 07:20 PM
That was a great story Bigjoe. One girl made a grab for it? That's fucked up. Did she actually get a hand full?

Man this thread is old school.

bIgjOe
11-29-05, 12:30 AM
LOL yeah dude she came up to me and said something i couldn't make out (not fluent in liquorese), then she was looked down and said something like "thats what I'm sayin'" and reached out to grab it. I barely had to pull back though, her depth perception was probably pretty far gone at that point. She then started giggling profusely and walked(stumbled) around the corner.

British prick
12-04-05, 06:10 PM
hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to PE ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....


What she needs is Jamician Joe, he would stick his 12" tool up her arse until she shouted less hose,less hose. Then he would stisk it into her mouth until she swallowed his whole dick. Talk about deep throat, he would fill her belly with his cum.

British prick
12-04-05, 06:12 PM
hahaha...I laugh now..I was crushed at first...I never ever had any complaints about my size until her.... I mean...it's not my fault is it? O well...LIfe goes on.


I know i'm not the first person to lose a girlfriend for this reason...Just wanted tell those that have to keep your head up and stay strong. USE that anger to PE ....Come back and persent ur new package to her and don't let her have a sample. That's what i plan on doing.....


What she needs is Jamician Joe, he would stick his 12" tool up her arse until she shouted less hose,less hose. Then he would stick it into her mouth until she swallowed his whole dick. Talk about deep throat, he would fill her belly with his cum.

Ghosting
12-11-05, 03:37 PM
Dude I got a story for you all. It is true and hilarious. My friend who was in college at 22 had his confidence crushed. His g/f said his dick was PUNY and she had been cheating on him with her profesor (for grades) and aquaintance the whole time cuz he was bigger/better. This after 1 year of extreme sexual involvement and intimate relationship she all faked. She also spread nasty rumors about his size. She said he never pleased her and broke up with him. They dide like tying up and videotaping crap. Weird, but anyways, this plays a role later.

She dropped out because she didnt focus on school too much of a party slut. Lo and behold 2 years later and 4" x 2" later (grew from 5 x 5 to 9 x 7) he meets up with her being the big successful man he is and she is all sprung cuz she knows he will make it rich now.

They go out one night and get all making out and stuff but he keeps her hands off his dick the whole night. They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine, she really wants to get back with him and tying up wasnt an uncommon thing. The gagging thing was though so she was a little uneasy.

He had her tied up (facedown - saying itd be super stimulating/erotic) and gagged with the vidcam on. He put on a THICK condom and took a little lube (as little as possible) and rubbed it on her ass and she murmured something through the mouth-tie he couldnt hear.

He said what? He knew she hated anal she was sorta sensitive to it. He just freaking tore into her ass with his HUGEMONGOUS cock and pulled her cheeks apart and she yelled/screamed (as she usually did in sex - she was a superfreak and a faker). After 1 hour he finally blew his load all over her and then whispered in her ear "Is bigger really better?"

He put the tape on the college's local P2P network which was popular.

1) got back at his ex g-f
2) it looked completely consentual as it was to his knowledge (he couldnt hear her after she was gagged and screaming was normal)
3) she got her ass torn apart
4) everyone found out she was a slut
5) everyone found out he really was packing major heat

Funniest shit I ever heard.


So let me get this straight:

1) He held a grudge against her?
2) He tied her up to anal RAPE* her?

The only thing that could of made this story funnier, if he tied up a 5 year old boy. Amazing he cared enough to go through with this, anal sex with a slut even with a condom could cost him his life. I wouldnt have risked it. Even more amazing, you found this funny. Disturbing.

*Rape - The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.

Jenius
02-07-06, 05:18 PM
Its all good yall,
Everything will be fine with all of us as long as we work hard to achieve our goals.

bIgjOe
02-07-06, 05:54 PM
So let me get this straight:

1) He held a grudge against her?
2) He tied her up to anal RAPE* her?

The only thing that could of made this story funnier, if he tied up a 5 year old boy. Amazing he cared enough to go through with this, anal sex with a slut even with a condom could cost him his life. I wouldnt have risked it. Even more amazing, you found this funny. Disturbing.

*Rape - The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
Well I thought it was funny......
She consented to have sex with him, and to be tied up, and to be gagged. Whether she wanted it in that hole or not remains a mystery, but thats part of the intended submissive nature of being gagged. If she wanted to maintain control over what happened she shouldn't have consented to relinquishing it by allowing herself to be gagged, simple as that. She wanted a bigger dick, and he gave it to her. He just didn't spare her comfort by being gentle as she didn't spare his emotions by being tactful when she broke up with him. Fair trade IMO. A bit of frontier justice.

Rude_God
03-15-06, 06:51 PM
Yeah I'm with you on this one bigjoe.

Spiderling
03-17-06, 04:13 PM
LOL @ BigJoe, frontier justice!!

Ghosting
03-17-06, 04:57 PM
I guess holding grudges to extract revenge and hurting someone in the process is not only fair its funny. I think finding this funny is lack of maturity and self-esteem, but not having that, I could understand one not seeing my point. Dudes, run around on this forum wanting big girth "to hurt someone". ?:( Sad reasoning. I am here to make sex more pleasurable not painful. I guess every person Ive ever been mean to should shove a baseball bat up my butt. That would be damn funny and fronteir justice.:)

Ghosting
03-17-06, 05:10 PM
He just didn't spare her comfort by being gentle as she didn't spare his emotions by being tactful when she broke up with him.

BJ, if you want to post against me, at least pick posts where your POV cant be picked apart. If he was holding a grudge, he was immature at best. Also, Im sure had she known she was going to be fucked up the ass with very little lube she wouldnt have agreed to be tied up. Like you said though, she didnt spare his feelings and caused him emotional pain, so he got her back by causing her physical pain. :s Maybe he should have moved on with his life. Back when I was 12, I would have found this tale of revenge funny.

EVO
03-18-06, 07:16 PM
lmao, i find it extremely funny cos i can relate! teaches that bitch not to fuck about :p rofl. is the video anywhere to be found? cos id love to see it lol

Rude_God
03-19-06, 05:47 AM
"They go back to his place and he asks if he can tie her up, gag her, and have his way, and tape it. She says fine"

So how is that rape? He asked her and got her consent.

And holding a grudge is perfectly human and understandable. You can't just let everyone get away with everything, what about justice? People deserve to be 'got back' or appropriately punished. What the guy did in this story was pretty much what the girl deserved.

bIgjOe
03-22-06, 01:38 AM
BJ, if you want to post against me, at least pick posts where your POV cant be picked apart. If he was holding a grudge, he was immature at best. Also, Im sure had she known she was going to be fucked up the ass with very little lube she wouldnt have agreed to be tied up. Like you said though, she didnt spare his feelings and caused him emotional pain, so he got her back by causing her physical pain. :s Maybe he should have moved on with his life. Back when I was 12, I would have found this tale of revenge funny.
Dude, was she your sister or something? You seem to be taking this rather personally. Just kidding about the sister part by the way. I wasn't really "posting against you", I simply don't think that this fits the definition of rape, and I absolutely think its a funny story.
Mind you I'm not rolling on the floor laughing about it. More of a smirk or a chuckle, and then a nod of dare I say...admiration? Nor am I insecure as you seem to entail, but thats neither here nor there.
The act of being tied up and gagged as a fetish is, as I stated before, a fetish because of the excitement of relinquishing control to the other person. She consented to it, therefore she relinquished her control over the situation. Yes he was rough with her, and yes I'm sure he did so with malicious intent. Now while thats not conventional, socially acceptable, or I suppose "mature", he was justified in doing so in my opinion. The type of thinking in our society today would have you allowing people to walk all over you and hope that people got their just reward somewhere down the road, but sometimes you really just have to make your own justice for some kind of peace of mind.
Did you even read what she did to this guy, not only insulting the most precious part of him, but spreading it like a virus to the ears of others who knew him. It can be easily concluded that his status within that social circle was probably shot, especially in terms of getting with any of the other girls within it. I could almost guarantee that if you were to ask him right after it happened, he would probably prefer she had hit him in the face with something hard, or stuck him with a needle. No she hurt him, knowingly, the very worst way you can hurt a man, and I bet it ached down to his soul. I've witnessed a man attempt to kill himself because of a very similar situation.
Regardless of all that, as far as "just moving on with his life". Who's to say he wasn't trying to. He obviously PE'ed to better himself and make sure he would never be hurt like that again. He was successful and all in all doing quite well for himself. Obviously this didn't drive him so far down that he couldn't accomplish other things in life. Just reread what she did to him again, and honestly tell me that you wouldn't hold a grudge. Come on! Unless your used to being walked on like that. Ok, I'm getting off topic, it seems he was moving on with his life before this event, and perhaps was even doing his best to forget about the whole thing. It was HER that was trying to swindle her way back into his life like the manipulating whore that she was, trying to use sex to make him overlook the fact that she temporarily ruined his life AFTER cheating on him and dumping him. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guessing that she was probably used to being able to fuck with men and then use her pussy to still get what she wants out of them. He was obviously smarter than that, and saw what she was trying to do. It probably even pissed him off more that she assumed he was that much of a weak-willed person.
So he played along with it until he was given the opportunity to turn the tables on her, and I'm happy for him that he did, and I'm not ashamed to say that. I'm not saying I would have done the same thing, I'm not saying I wouldn't either in that exact situation. Still its not like he was PE'ing for the distinct purpose of fucking her in the ass to teach her a lesson. He PE'ed to try and repair the copious amount of damage she inflicted, it just so happened that the opportunity presented itself for him to use it as a tol for revenge.
I'm not advocating rape. I'm not one of those guys that sees a rape trial and says "well she deserved it because she was a little slut anyway", hell no. This was not rape. Hell, she probably would have consented to anal sex as well if she thought it would give her a second shot at his wallet, but like I said before she consented to the gag, and that was enough. If he had waited and dumped her, there would be no way for him to make her feel the same way he did, and if she had been a guy he could've beaten the shit out of her(him), but he enacted revenge in the most perfectly poetic way possible. By turning her weapon, thats right weapon of sex against her. When they went back to the room she probably thought "what a schmuck I have him eating out of the palm of my hand just like last time", and it wasn't until feeling his newly created monster plunge into her rectum that the sick realization came to her that she was finally getting what she deserved. She is probably wiser, and maybe even a little more mindful of other people's feelings now. Was it pretty, or pleasant, or even entirely necessary? Nope. Was it justified, and deserved? You bet your ass. Just like frontier justice.

Ghosting
03-22-06, 01:45 AM
Dude, was she your sister or something? You seem to be taking this rather personally. Just kidding about the sister part by the way. I wasn't really "posting against you", I simply don't think that this fits the definition of rape, and I absolutely think its a funny story.
Mind you I'm not rolling on the floor laughing about it. More of a smirk or a chuckle, and then a nod of dare I say...admiration? Nor am I insecure as you seem to entail, but thats neither here nor there.
The act of being tied up and gagged as a fetish is, as I stated before, a fetish because of the excitement of relinquishing control to the other person. She consented to it, therefore she relinquished her control over the situation. Yes he was rough with her, and yes I'm sure he did so with malicious intent. Now while thats not conventional, socially acceptable, or I suppose "mature", he was justified in doing so in my opinion. The type of thinking in our society today would have you allowing people to walk all over you and hope that people got their just reward somewhere down the road, but sometimes you really just have to make your own justice for some kind of peace of mind.
Did you even read what she did to this guy, not only insulting the most precious part of him, but spreading it like a virus to the ears of others who knew him. It can be easily concluded that his status within that social circle was probably shot, especially in terms of getting with any of the other girls within it. I could almost guarantee that if you were to ask him right after it happened, he would probably prefer she had hit him in the face with something hard, or stuck him with a needle. No she hurt him, knowingly, the very worst way you can hurt a man, and I bet it ached down to his soul. I've witnessed a man attempt to kill himself because of a very similar situation.
Regardless of all that, as far as "just moving on with his life". Who's to say he wasn't trying to. He obviously PE'ed to better himself and make sure he would never be hurt like that again. He was successful and all in all doing quite well for himself. Obviously this didn't drive him so far down that he couldn't accomplish other things in life. Just reread what she did to him again, and honestly tell me that you wouldn't hold a grudge. Come on! Unless your used to being walked on like that. Ok, I'm getting off topic, it seems he was moving on with his life before this event, and perhaps was even doing his best to forget about the whole thing. It was HER that was trying to swindle her way back into his life like the manipulating whore that she was, trying to use sex to make him overlook the fact that she temporarily ruined his life AFTER cheating on him and dumping him. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guessing that she was probably used to being able to fuck with men and then use her pussy to still get what she wants out of them. He was obviously smarter than that, and saw what she was trying to do. It probably even pissed him off more that she assumed he was that much of a weak-willed person.
So he played along with it until he was given the opportunity to turn the tables on her, and I'm happy for him that he did, and I'm not ashamed to say that. I'm not saying I would have done the same thing, I'm not saying I wouldn't either in that exact situation. Still its not like he was PE'ing for the distinct purpose of fucking her in the ass to teach her a lesson. He PE'ed to try and repair the copious amount of damage she inflicted, it just so happened that the opportunity presented itself for him to use it as a tol for revenge.
I'm not advocating rape. I'm not one of those guys that sees a rape trial and says "well she deserved it because she was a little slut anyway", hell no. This was not rape. Hell, she probably would have consented to anal sex as well if she thought it would give her a second shot at his wallet, but like I said before she consented to the gag, and that was enough. If he had waited and dumped her, there would be no way for him to make her feel the same way he did, and if she had been a guy he could've beaten the shit out of her(him), but he enacted revenge in the most perfectly poetic way possible. By turning her weapon, thats right weapon of sex against her. When they went back to the room she probably thought "what a schmuck I have him eating out of the palm of my hand just like last time", and it wasn't until feeling his newly created monster plunge into her rectum that the sick realization came to her that she was finally getting what she deserved. She is probably wiser, and maybe even a little more mindful of other people's feelings now. Was it pretty, or pleasant, or even entirely necessary? Nope. Was it justified, and deserved? You bet your ass. Just like frontier justice.


I didnt read this. Im glad you cared enough to write me such a long post. Seek therapy.

bIgjOe
03-22-06, 02:04 AM
I didnt read this. Im glad you cared enough to write me such a long post. Seek therapy.
Uh.....ok.
Interesting response in a respectful debate. If you had actually read it you would know that no therapy is needed, and the post for the most part has nothing to do with you. It wasn't a rant about how wrong you are, just a more detailed expression of a viewpoint.
Whatever, for someone who talked so much about maturity this is a bit contradictory, but I still have no problem with you as I believe I made pretty clear in the post you didn't read....

Ghosting
03-22-06, 02:18 AM
Uh.....ok.
Interesting response in a respectful debate. If you had actually read it you would know that no therapy is needed, and the post for the most part has nothing to do with you. It wasn't a rant about how wrong you are, just a more detailed expression of a viewpoint.
Whatever, for someone who talked so much about maturity this is a bit contradictory, but I still have no problem with you as I believe I made pretty clear in the post you didn't read....


Wow. LOL. Look into Xanax, Valium, Prozac, and anger management. Yet another post I didnt read and now Im unsubscribing, because you dont have enough self control not to respond. Kind of like a 12 year old. :s

bIgjOe
03-22-06, 02:41 AM
Wow. LOL. Look into Xanax, Valium, Prozac, and anger management. Yet another post I didnt read and now Im unsubscribing, because you dont have enough self control not to respond. Kind of like a 12 year old. :s
Heh yeah thats cool. I'll look into those medicines, although I have no idea for what. I'm not sure where any of this is coming from. I actually think your an intelligent, compassionate human being, but you'll never know I guess since you won't read my posts for some reason:s
Of course I'm going to respond, this is a forum right? If I've taken a wrong turn and wound up on the quiet corner somebody please redirect me lol
Seriously, I didn't intend to offend you or anything, but that would technically be impossible if in fact you didn't read any of my responses though (although human nature tells me you probably did, don't be ashamed). So I don't quite understand the "holier than thou" attitude, but I guess if your unsubscribing it doesn't matter. Well seeya later.

P.S.: I kinda wish I was twelve, then I'd be slinging 12 by high schoolrofl

bulc9
04-13-06, 08:15 AM
I have to say i totally agree with bigjoe on this, i say good on the lad, he got is revange on a dirty money grabbing using slut! she deserved to get pounded up the ass with a 9incher! serves her right dirty cow!

I can sort of relate to his situation although it wasnt that bad!!! So god knows how that lad felt! Now i get comments from birds that i have a big dick being just over 7"

I may do what this guy did to seek revange on the slut that put me down! but ill also use a cucumber!! lol

bIgjOe
04-13-06, 09:53 AM
I have to say i totally agree with bigjoe on this, i say good on the lad, he got is revange on a dirty money grabbing using slut! she deserved to get pounded up the ass with a 9incher! serves her right dirty cow!

I can sort of relate to his situation although it wasnt that bad!!! So god knows how that lad felt! Now i get comments from birds that i have a big dick being just over 7"

I may do what this guy did to seek revange on the slut that put me down! but ill also use a cucumber!! lol
Oh thank God, I can cancel that appointment with the therapist then rofl .

Rude_God
04-13-06, 06:16 PM
Yeah I wouldn't worry bout that bigjoe. I don't think many other people here think you are a 12 year old in need of anger management and prozac.

desiel_dick
04-13-06, 07:14 PM
you should have just said no, i dont have a small dick you have a big pussy!

fuck those bitches throw it right back in their face.

bulc9
04-14-06, 07:31 AM
Oh thank God, I can cancel that appointment with the therapist then rofl .

i dont think so.... unless we both need to go to see a therapist now lol

I found the story very funny and im glad he did it, thats just me tho. my view and opinion of it!

Shes wanted a bigger dick.... she got one! and he got his own back!

I dont think saying that to a gril would upset them more than what it would a man... best thing to say about them or to them is -

1) Your fat
2) And your ugly

That upsets a girl more than anything!

phatical
01-01-07, 11:28 PM
i dont think so.... unless we both need to go to see a therapist now lol

I found the story very funny and im glad he did it, thats just me tho. my view and opinion of it!

Shes wanted a bigger dick.... she got one! and he got his own back!

I dont think saying that to a gril would upset them more than what it would a man... best thing to say about them or to them is -

1) Your fat
2) And your ugly

That upsets a girl more than anything!

Also tell her that her vagina smells terrible! That leaves them thinking for days.

Deon
01-02-07, 03:21 PM
LOL thats a good one a stinky vag..lol women hateto hear that..lol I LOVE IT!!

10inchadvantage
01-02-07, 03:23 PM
Also tell her that her vagina smells terrible! That leaves them thinking for days.

Girls do seem to take offense to that, even if you're joking.

Need2more
01-02-07, 04:57 PM
Nothing worst than a stinky Twat.<:( rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

bulc9
01-03-07, 12:25 PM
Smelly pussys are not good at all. I was going out with a girl, really liked her but i just could not stand that smell, so i made my excuses...

Sorry, its not you its me... im not ready!

haha always works!

10inchadvantage
01-03-07, 01:19 PM
What, does it really smell like fish sometimes? I hope I never run into one of those girls.

One-eyed Willie
01-03-07, 04:21 PM
Also tell her that her vagina smells terrible! That leaves them thinking for days.

The worst pussy I had was excellent! That was until I nailed a real stinker. House smelled like her for a few days. And it wasn't perfume!

Need2more
01-03-07, 05:00 PM
Yeah I fingered one chick and my fingers stunk for days even after I washed them.;)

Deon
01-03-07, 05:34 PM
LMAO you guys are killin me..Finger stilled smelled for days even after washing it..lol..toxic kooch huh.. she probably took off a layer of flesh off that finger to right..lol I have been with several ladies and never ran into that problem.

sweet fansy moses, What the hell causes that level of rancidity my fellow bretheren?????

One-eyed Willie
01-03-07, 07:49 PM
LMAO you guys are killin me..Finger stilled smelled for days even after washing it..lol..toxic kooch huh.. she probably took off a layer of flesh off that finger to right..lol I have been with several ladies and never ran into that problem.

sweet fansy moses, What the hell causes that level of rancidity my fellow bretheren?????

She had the funk, if you know what I mean. No matter how much you clean the area, you can't change the DNA when she gets excited. This chicks name was Desiree (I called her Funky Cold Medina-not to her, but to my friends). Real pretty, nice T's, smart, etc. If you are ever in San Diego and meet her, just keep walking. You'll thank me later.

Threak
01-03-07, 09:49 PM
...tell her that her vagina smells terrible! That leaves them thinking for days.
16597

More Meat
01-03-07, 11:23 PM
My ex one time asked me if she had a stankass poohn (she put it differently im sure, but don't remember- ah college). She said she heard that all Jewish girls, as herself, were stinky. I was just like, well I havent experienced enough other poon to know if yours is stinky compared to others. A bad cover-up, I know, but it was pretty stank. I didn't care about it before her, but no more stankass skanks for me.

aznsensation
01-04-07, 03:40 PM
ive tasted stinky poon and it was gross. If you want your pussy licked atleast clean it

Deon
01-04-07, 03:44 PM
What causes that though is it a genetic thing..I know the girls wash and they can't get rid of the corn chip scent?

Deon
01-04-07, 03:50 PM
I mean I don't mind a little scent actually a little faint odor turns me on but certainly not an incredible Hulk scent..That just aint cool

Threak
01-04-07, 07:52 PM
You guys are funny with all the stank-hole comments. The Funky smell lets you know she is hot & ready and helps locate her hole.

Make her go wash the funk out of her Stank-Hole just like you have to was the Funk off you Stank-Pole. All women elimate an odor when they get wet ...normal. Some are more prugent than others and thats usually from their diets. Next time she has a stank-hole, Fart in her face and call it even.

longstretch
01-04-07, 11:04 PM
You guys are funny with all the stank-hole comments. The Funky smell lets you know she is hot & ready and helps locate her hole.

Make her go wash the funk out of her Stank-Hole just like you have to was the Funk off you Stank-Pole. All women elimate an odor when they get wet ...normal. Some are more prugent than others and thats usually from their diets. Next time she has a stank-hole, Fart in her face and call it even.
"Fart in her face and call it even." LOL!!! :hammer: :barf: :hammer:

wannaBbig
03-26-07, 05:52 AM
Does anyone else hang a fresh caught fish in front of the fan while watching porn? To get that 3D kinda affect.Sometimes you got to fool your dick from masterbating so much. rofl And for them loose women, I always carry some fresh squeezed lemon juice with me. It puckers those pussy lips right up.rofl

misterious
04-25-07, 06:49 PM
and women wonder why they get raped

10inchadvantage
04-25-07, 08:34 PM
Damn man, I love my girlfriend and all, but her pussy just doesn't smell good. You can smell it all over the room too when she takes off her pants! :O

I think pussy smell is a very unattractive scent.

sawyer
04-26-07, 04:27 AM
i love this site the stuff tha comes out this site aint onl;y about penis size,,its good knowledge:cool:

Ironkettle
04-28-07, 12:55 PM
pulpori?

Rude_God
04-28-07, 10:16 PM
I think pussy smell is a very unattractive scent.

Man I think that totally depends on the girl... and I have no idea what makes the difference... I've been with some filthy girls who's pussies smelled (and tasted) fantastic and some comparatively clean-living ladies who smelled ripe... No idea. Only ever had one or two where the smell was really bad; usually I think it smells great. Kinda like drinking beer maybe it's an acquired taste?

Ironkettle
04-29-07, 12:33 AM
Average means something..... if most chicks want above average they aren't going to get it plus there are more females than males on the planet. so, of all the guys, 50% (have an average dick) of 47% (male) of the population have average..... not including the below average. so like 75% (average and below) of the 47% (male) have average and below dick size. Can't forget 1/11 men are gay too (some really tiny some massive it is still varied). And I think the same ratio for lesbians (no dick for me!). Not many females get the "gigantic cock". So, don't feel cock size means anything most women don't know an inch from a centimeter. dick size is way to varied some guys have STDs some have diseases.... some are cripples you have no clue some may be monks. I just think she finds a lame ass excuse to fill an emotion she is chasing. That or she want to move on. Or she may test you. Or she is the biggest slut in the world. Whatever you believe it may be. I am just gonna say don't get caught up in High School bullshit... after high school no woman would really do that everyone needs to find that somebody to grow off of unless she is immature.