Confess your deepest sexual secret here.

[Dashdeming]

We are all anonymous here. Tell your deepest sexual secret. Be honest.

What have you done that no one else knows?

What do you want to do that no one else knows?

What are you going to do that no one else knows?

Put on your shades and start typing your story. All of us have much to share that we keep to ourselves.

Here, you can tell and have no fear of being discovered or embarrassed.

Come on, tell your deepest sexual secrets.

[Dashdeming]

What have I done that no one else knows?
No one knows that I met a woman through an Internet chat room and we actually met several times over a 6 month period. The whole experience leading up to the first meeting was very exciting but then I discovered that she had a husband and had no intentions of divorcing him. She wanted a sugar daddy and some occasional sex.

What do I want to do that no one else knows?
I would like to be hung so huge that women pursue me merely for sexual gratification. Something about women who love big cocks really turns me on.

What am I going to do that no one knows about?
I am going to turn my wife into a size queen as I PE my cock bigger and bigger.

[j-penis]

Sometimes I feel like completely sodomizing and roughing up a girl during sex. Like those now-defunct 'Rough Sex' tapes by Khan-Tusion. I would probably never do it though - that goes double to a girl I really love.

I think a lot of guys have these desires, and it comes from some kind of testosterone related male aggression. Or it could signal deeper cracks in the mind. LOL.

Anyone else have these thoughts from time to time?

[cascade]

Originally posted by Dashdeming
Something about women who love big cocks really turns me on.
This is probably my main turn-on.
Now I really need that big dick :p

Also, I would like to do bondage, being handcuffed, and the reverse (being the dominant one) in that I will fuck a chick while calling her abusive and derogatory names.

I am a little twisted :D

Cheers,
Cas

[PirateSteve]

Originally posted by j-penis
Sometimes I feel like completely sodomizing and roughing up a girl during sex. Like those now-defunct 'Rough Sex' tapes by Khan-Tusion. I would probably never do it though - that goes double to a girl I really love.

j,
Of course the Pirate does this! Actually, it started with the "Texas Hate Fuck" on the ex. You know, you turn them over, grab their hair, and pound them from behind as if you are trying to hurt them. A friend suggested it when the opportunity came up.

She liked it so much that I started a research project. I experimented for about a year with girls, seeing how depraved I could get with them and seeing their reactions. Tied them up, whipped them, peed on them, keel hauled them, walked them down the plank, and worse (never, oddly, against their will - even the ones that were hesitant at first really got into it after a bit). The worse I got, the more they seemed to like it. It was really strange.

I have toned it way down, since the research project ended. The whole thing always struck me as ridiculous anyway. I still hang out with the B&D crowd a bit though, as those girls are really uninhibited - and I like the fetish wear!

They are an odd bunch, women. Even "normal" girls prefer the hard, ramming sex to the soft stuff (which is too bad, because I kind of prefer the soft stuff myself). J, if you want to satisfy those urges of yours, I suggest you start with the Texas Hate Fuck. You might find that a girl you really love really loves to be treated just like you are thinking! If your girl gets into it, start spanking her during the screw. If she likes that, you can pretty much take her anywhere you want - and she will love it (and of course, you!)

And Dash, I wish I had some great secrets to share. But I am more the kind of guy that doesn't hide anything - it's all out there on my sleeve for everybody to view. My brain is too messed up to remember what I did or did not tell, so I just spew it all. Sorry. Now stories, on the other hand, those I have...

[Dashdeming]

Bump for more of your kinky secrets!

[SlamInTheLamb]

When i was about 12, a mate and me skipped school. We got a bit bored and went into a church where we climbed the bell tower and nearly died when a piece of timber broke at the top (the church was 500yrs old) then we played the organ. After a while, we got bored of all this and, as a dare, we had a wank (we'd recently discovered masterbation). BTW, nothing gay about it, just a dare.

13 years later I got married in the same church and was half expecting the building to come crashing down around me as I said my vows :)

[Spektrum]

Oh jeez, you guys would probably never think of me the same if I shared some of my deepest fantasies, lol. I've already done things a lot of guys wouldnt do at the request of some real freaks(snowballing, rimming, you name it).

PirateSteve is right, girls are really wierd. The crazier you get with them, the more they like it. I've found that they don't exactly like getting hurt, but bring them just the right amount of pain and they love it.

Anyway, I always wanted to get really rough with a girl. Not just like "texas hate fuck" hard. Just ramming them in all their holes as deep and hard as I want. Those slap-happy videos also always used to give me rocketwood. But I just think thats normal male characteristic to have those rough tendencies.

[Godsize]

"When i was about 12, a mate and me skipped school. We got a bit bored and went into a church where we climbed the bell tower and nearly died when a piece of timber broke at the top (the church was 500yrs old) then we played the organ. After a while, we got bored of all this and, as a dare, we had a wank (we'd recently discovered masterbation). BTW, nothing gay about it, just a dare.

13 years later I got married in the same church and was half expecting the building to come crashing down around me as I said my vows"

That is an awesome story.

[thisguy93]

my deepest secret probably beats a lot of others

me and one of my friends, who i've known basically all my life, play dare, it started off as truth or dare but truth was always boring so we amped it up. We started off just daring each other to run outside naked or play with yourself but then that got boring so he dared me to touch his penis so i did then i dared him the same, it finally built up to can i stick my penis in your ass, keep in mind this took several months to happen. and then it was let me do you, we don't actually fuck each other in the rectum we just stick it in between the cheeks and the friction suffices to get us off. Oh and we also have sucked each others dicks, i've sucked him til he came in my mouth. i have no desire to ever kiss a guy or anything like that what so ever and i would never ever do any of this with anyone other than my best friend and after years of dare we still do it just a lot less frequently.

[doublelongdaddy]

Wow, I can't even say what mine is, I would probably be put in jail:)

[Turnover]

Yeah right dude, if we confessed our darkest sexual fantasies non of us would want to talk to any of us any more! All I'm going to say is it has to do with bondage:P

[Priapus90]

Cough... What I've done that no one else knows? I've showed myself off online to any girl that asked to see my dick!! I'm VERY proud of what I have!! I even had a girl who'd never orgasmed, rub herself off staring at my cock!! LOL!! What do I want to do? I wanna have women desire me for my ever growing dick and ask if I will bang them!! What will I do? The sky is the limit!!

[Alex78]

the real question is that if you were given the shot would you really do it or be scared?

[doublelongdaddy]

Nice Turn and so true.:)

[Crazy Doc]

You asked for it...

So long, long ago.. I had this girlfriend. She lived with her sister in an apartment. They did a lot of drugs, and their pad was like a flophouse. Lots of girls hung out there (all teens). There was one girl, we'll call her "Susie" (names changed to protect the "innocent" lol) who was the sister's friend. Susie's boyfriend was a real ass. This little punk that would just show up to snort your speed. I hated the guy. So Susie told the sister, who told my girlfriend, who told me, that Susie would never give blow jobs. She claimed she'd been forced to at gunpoint and thus would never do it again. I smelled bullshit on this, sounded like an excuse to avoid giving but whatever. Anyway, I didn't care for Susie either-these 2 (Susie and boyfriend) would just show up, try to smoke or snort all your drugs, drink your booze, eat your food and crash on your floor... and NEVER gave anything back.

Well, being the sadistic fuck I am... I started sneaking into the kitchen late at night and jerking off into the bottom of the ice cream container. Then I'd offer Susie a "sundae" and the first time she gobbled it all down and said it had a funny but good taste-I claimed it was a little "freezer burn". So anyway, I started feeding little Susie my cum all the time. Pretty soon in alcoholic drinks and so forth... It got pretty silly, sometimes she'd take down 10 loads in one drink and not know it (mudslides, white russians, lime marqueritas, things that hid it).
And I always got off when I talked to the boyfriend since his girl was gobbling down my loads almost daily and hadn't even kissed the guy's dick.

There were a few mishaps as well-one time I came home (to the apartment) and the sister was eating the rest of the ice cream that had lots of stuff in it and she didn't know... Likewise, sometimes Susie shared her drink with other girls and so forth... so the whole house of girls was eating my cum without knowing it. One of them even sucked my dick and ate it on purpose, but that's not very interesting lol. Either way it was an eventful 6 months and I don't think any of them ever suspected...

[Alex78]

You asked for it...

So long, long ago.. I had this girlfriend. She lived with her sister in an apartment. They did a lot of drugs, and their pad was like a flophouse. Lots of girls hung out there (all teens). There was one girl, we'll call her "Susie" (names changed to protect the "innocent" lol) who was the sister's friend. Susie's boyfriend was a real ass. This little punk that would just show up to snort your speed. I hated the guy. So Susie told the sister, who told my girlfriend, who told me, that Susie would never give blow jobs. She claimed she'd been forced to at gunpoint and thus would never do it again. I smelled bullshit on this, sounded like an excuse to avoid giving but whatever. Anyway, I didn't care for Susie either-these 2 (Susie and boyfriend) would just show up, try to smoke or snort all your drugs, drink your booze, eat your food and crash on your floor... and NEVER gave anything back.

Well, being the sadistic fuck I am... I started sneaking into the kitchen late at night and jerking off into the bottom of the ice cream container. Then I'd offer Susie a "sundae" and the first time she gobbled it all down and said it had a funny but good taste-I claimed it was a little "freezer burn". So anyway, I started feeding little Susie my cum all the time. Pretty soon in alcoholic drinks and so forth... It got pretty silly, sometimes she'd take down 10 loads in one drink and not know it (mudslides, white russians, lime marqueritas, things that hid it).
And I always got off when I talked to the boyfriend since his girl was gobbling down my loads almost daily and hadn't even kissed the guy's dick.

There were a few mishaps as well-one time I came home (to the apartment) and the sister was eating the rest of the ice cream that had lots of stuff in it and she didn't know... Likewise, sometimes Susie shared her drink with other girls and so forth... so the whole house of girls was eating my cum without knowing it. One of them even sucked my dick and ate it on purpose, but that's not very interesting lol. Either way it was an eventful 6 months and I don't think any of them ever suspected...

Man i thought i was perverse this is not fair!
I cannot top you!


so the whole house of girls was eating my cum without knowing it Best one!

[doublelongdaddy]

I guess so

[Turnover]

I thought of one that I may never try but I saw a video of a girl tied up and she was having her mouth sewn shut and it made me so hard I fantasized about it but I don't know if I'd ever do it....see that's a fucked up dirty fantasy. Having a girl like your dick or being gay isn't really a secret dirty fantasy. That cum story is pretty sick, I've heard those before, it would piss me off it I was fed somebodies cum without me intending to.

[Crazy Doc]

I thought of one that I may never try but I saw a video of a girl tied up and she was having her mouth sewn shut and it made me so hard I fantasized about it but I don't know if I'd ever do it....see that's a fucked up dirty fantasy. Having a girl like your dick or being gay isn't really a secret dirty fantasy. That cum story is pretty sick, I've heard those before, it would piss me off it I was fed somebodies cum without me intending to.


Agreed... but I've also told a lot of women that story and most of them thought it was hot... But at least I gave a good answer to the question right? lol

[Crazy Doc]

I thought of one that I may never try but I saw a video of a girl tied up and she was having her mouth sewn shut and it made me so hard I fantasized about it but I don't know if I'd ever do it....see that's a fucked up dirty fantasy. Having a girl like your dick or being gay isn't really a secret dirty fantasy. That cum story is pretty sick, I've heard those before, it would piss me off it I was fed somebodies cum without me intending to.

Also- I gotta be nosey as I find fetishes fascinating. Why does it excite you that she is having her mouth sewn up? Do tell.

[Priapus90]

You asked for it...

So long, long ago.. I had this girlfriend. She lived with her sister in an apartment. They did a lot of drugs, and their pad was like a flophouse. Lots of girls hung out there (all teens). There was one girl, we'll call her "Susie" (names changed to protect the "innocent" lol) who was the sister's friend. Susie's boyfriend was a real ass. This little punk that would just show up to snort your speed. I hated the guy. So Susie told the sister, who told my girlfriend, who told me, that Susie would never give blow jobs. She claimed she'd been forced to at gunpoint and thus would never do it again. I smelled bullshit on this, sounded like an excuse to avoid giving but whatever. Anyway, I didn't care for Susie either-these 2 (Susie and boyfriend) would just show up, try to smoke or snort all your drugs, drink your booze, eat your food and crash on your floor... and NEVER gave anything back.

Well, being the sadistic fuck I am... I started sneaking into the kitchen late at night and jerking off into the bottom of the ice cream container. Then I'd offer Susie a "sundae" and the first time she gobbled it all down and said it had a funny but good taste-I claimed it was a little "freezer burn". So anyway, I started feeding little Susie my cum all the time. Pretty soon in alcoholic drinks and so forth... It got pretty silly, sometimes she'd take down 10 loads in one drink and not know it (mudslides, white russians, lime marqueritas, things that hid it).
And I always got off when I talked to the boyfriend since his girl was gobbling down my loads almost daily and hadn't even kissed the guy's dick.

There were a few mishaps as well-one time I came home (to the apartment) and the sister was eating the rest of the ice cream that had lots of stuff in it and she didn't know... Likewise, sometimes Susie shared her drink with other girls and so forth... so the whole house of girls was eating my cum without knowing it. One of them even sucked my dick and ate it on purpose, but that's not very interesting lol. Either way it was an eventful 6 months and I don't think any of them ever suspected...

This is some classic stuff here man!! This sounds like a erotica story!! LOL!!! That's great!! 10 FUCKIN POINTS!!!

[REDZULU2003]

They all had good nourishment added to that Ice-Cream :)

[Medicating]

I absolutely love getting rimmed. I'm completely straight but blowjobs where i get rimmed and fingered are the best ones. Shame i'm not with the girl who used to do it to me anymore.

I also want to try anal sex so bad. As in me having sex with a girls ass, not pegging or anything.

As you can tell by those two sentences, i'm an ass man. :)

[Turnover]

Also- I gotta be nosey as I find fetishes fascinating. Why does it excite you that she is having her mouth sewn up? Do tell.

Couldn't really say if it was the power exchange or the needle play while bound helpless. He pierced each lip 4 times and she was sobbing. It was done all professionally, in a clean room, sterilized tools, and gloves. She was fine at first and after the first needle she started crying and saying, "No, no, no..." It was just like getting your lip pierced at the tattoo parlor. I would never want to scar my lips up so I would probably never go through with it but I have been interested in suspension, body modifications, and bondage I guess it kind of works in that idea.

[Crazy Doc]

Couldn't really say if it was the power exchange or the needle play while bound helpless. He pierced each lip 4 times and she was sobbing. It was done all professionally, in a clean room, sterilized tools, and gloves. She was fine at first and after the first needle she started crying and saying, "No, no, no..." It was just like getting your lip pierced at the tattoo parlor. I would never want to scar my lips up so I would probably never go through with it but I have been interested in suspension, body modifications, and bondage I guess it kind of works in that idea.

So you were actually relating with the female-I guess I should have figured that out, but being the self absorbed male I am-I just assumed you were excited to DO this to someone else lol.

[doublelongdaddy]

Yup, MOS became the rage of body modification blogs a few years back due to the Channel 4 special, pretty cool.

[REDZULU2003]

Had three hot girls piss all over my chest one time and than I had them line up ass up in the air on their knees while I went round each and fucked them. To finish it off they pissed in my mouth and I kept it there so it was like a super soaker and blasted it across their faces!!! Fucking great fun.

[Turnover]

^^^Whoa, that is HardCore!!


So you were actually relating with the female-I guess I should have figured that out, but being the self absorbed male I am-I just assumed you were excited to DO this to someone else lol.
I have never done bondage yet so it is more just a fantasy I heard you never come back from it once you do.


Yup, MOS became the rage of body modification blogs a few years back due to the Channel 4 special, pretty cool.
I just watched most of "Flesh and Blood" its a documentary about Steve Hawthorn the guy who invented dermal implants. He was well endowed they showed his girth is equal to his wrist. He sliced the bottom of his glans so it opened and has the same pleasurable effect as a clitoris! So cool except I am not very susceptible to the sight of blood. I was wondering if he knew about your forums.

[JonasH]

LOL, okay...

I was 15 on my way to soccer training, a 45 minutes busdrive. I was sitting in the back of the bus, a lady sat in the seat in the row in front of me (with the back towards me), and there was the bus driver. No one else in the bus but the three of us.

The woman in the next row was a MILF (I have always been into older ladies), so what do you do?

Well, you pull out your dick and start masturbating of course ! I went very slowly and just smelled the pheromones of her hair while making sure that she didn't hear me, all the while I was staring in the mirror to see if the bus driver noticed me. After some insane edging for like 30 minutes I placed my cock in the window curtain, and came all the while I stared at the woman's leg through the seats.

Also, I once had an insane urge to smear cum on the toothbrush of a guy I didn't like. It did nothing for me. LOL.

I once masturbated on the beach, when an older lady with her dog surprised me. She just smiled at me and walked on. She didn't even look surprised. I was around 16-17 years old at the time. That's was nice of her not to make a scene. Im sure I have done other crazy things.

[JonasH]

LOL, okay...

I was 15 on my way to soccer training, a 45 minutes busdrive. I was sitting in the back of the bus, a lady sat in the seat in the row in front of me (with the back towards me), and there was the bus driver. No one else in the bus but the three of us.

The woman in the next row was a MILF (I have always been into older ladies), so what do you do?

Well, you pull out your dick and start masturbating of course ! I went very slowly and just smelled the pheromones of her hair while making sure that she didn't hear me, all the while I was staring in the mirror to see if the bus driver noticed me. After some insane edging for like 30 minutes I placed my cock in the window curtain, and came all the while I stared at the woman's leg through the seats.

Also, I once had an insane urge to smear cum on the toothbrush of a guy I didn't like. It did nothing for me. LOL.

I once masturbated on the beach, when an older lady with her dog surprised me. She just smiled at me and walked on. She didn't even look surprised. I was around 16-17 years old at the time. That's was nice of her not to make a scene. Im sure I have done other crazy things.

[Medicating]

Red, how on earth did you manage that? Did you pay them?

[REDZULU2003]

no money changed hands, they were daddy's girls with money :) hot as fuck and wanted to cut loose I guess.

[Medicating]

You're a lucky guy in that sense then.

[rakas]

We are all anonymous here. Tell your deepest sexual secret. Be honest.

What have you done that no one else knows?

Nothing really, though i am not very public to my friends about the fact i love to fuck a girls ass.

What do you want to do that no one else knows?

Make myself a bigger penis, have not told anybody i go on MOS.

What are you going to do that no one else knows?

I want to do the whole extreme rougth sex thing. I have already made girls gag on my cock, spanked and ass fucked them but i would probably like to go further such as wiping, role play, tied up ect... Especially when i have a big cock it will be better because i just love girls screaming in pain/pleasure and that look on their face when they can barely take it. I think generally i like been dominant and as such want a 'submissive slut'.

Note that when i say pain i am not a violent guy (hav'nt hit anyone in ten years since i was 12) and would never like properly beat them (i'd probably be too scared of properly hurting them to even slap their face if they wanted it).

I think a lot of girls are naturally submissive to men which is why a lot do love rougth sex. I also think that it is psychological as even though there can be a lot of pain, they can still be aroused because they are excited to fuck your cock wheras they do not get aroused being raped because they experience fear which gives the whole experience a negative and potentially traumatic emotional conitation.

Put on your shades and start typing your story. All of us have much to share that we keep to ourselves.

Nothing major, i like public sex (at night only so far) and have almost being caught when i was getting a blowjob in a park and a dog walker came to the edge and seemed to be watching for a few seconds (i pulled my pants up and we went). I was also given a hand job in a full cinema with her friend sat next to me as well, judging by the disproving look a middle aged woman must of seen it.

Here, you can tell and have no fear of being discovered or embarrassed.

Come on, tell your deepest sexual secrets.

[Intuitive1]

You asked for it...

So long, long ago.. I had this girlfriend. She lived with her sister in an apartment. They did a lot of drugs, and their pad was like a flophouse. Lots of girls hung out there (all teens). There was one girl, we'll call her "Susie" (names changed to protect the "innocent" lol) who was the sister's friend. Susie's boyfriend was a real ass. This little punk that would just show up to snort your speed. I hated the guy. So Susie told the sister, who told my girlfriend, who told me, that Susie would never give blow jobs. She claimed she'd been forced to at gunpoint and thus would never do it again. I smelled bullshit on this, sounded like an excuse to avoid giving but whatever. Anyway, I didn't care for Susie either-these 2 (Susie and boyfriend) would just show up, try to smoke or snort all your drugs, drink your booze, eat your food and crash on your floor... and NEVER gave anything back.

Well, being the sadistic fuck I am... I started sneaking into the kitchen late at night and jerking off into the bottom of the ice cream container. Then I'd offer Susie a "sundae" and the first time she gobbled it all down and said it had a funny but good taste-I claimed it was a little "freezer burn". So anyway, I started feeding little Susie my cum all the time. Pretty soon in alcoholic drinks and so forth... It got pretty silly, sometimes she'd take down 10 loads in one drink and not know it (mudslides, white russians, lime marqueritas, things that hid it).
And I always got off when I talked to the boyfriend since his girl was gobbling down my loads almost daily and hadn't even kissed the guy's dick.

There were a few mishaps as well-one time I came home (to the apartment) and the sister was eating the rest of the ice cream that had lots of stuff in it and she didn't know... Likewise, sometimes Susie shared her drink with other girls and so forth... so the whole house of girls was eating my cum without knowing it. One of them even sucked my dick and ate it on purpose, but that's not very interesting lol. Either way it was an eventful 6 months and I don't think any of them ever suspected...

Love it!!

[tparker84]

I use to mess around with this milf/cougar she kind of like the fact of fucking me while I was dating someone or talking to get to know them I guess she like the fact of been sneaky like that but there was this time we was in the college library and she flat out said can I suck you dick and I was kinda nervous because there were literally people walking around but she was very serious and I was like if we get caught we may get put out of school and she like the risk I guess so my girl friend at the time was picking me up and me and the milf was leaving the library and we got to the hallway then she asked me again and the adrenaline started to rush through my body because my gf was outside and she keep calling me and the way the milf started looking at me so I said fuck it but we have have to hurry so it only lasted a min she has some of the best head I ever had and when I was bout to cum I had saw a teacher literally coming so It came to a point where should I cum because I'm about to or just hurry up and zip it up so I had this adrenaline still rushing so I just came in here mouth and hurry up and walked off and then there was this time she worked at the mall in this womens store and took me in the back to the changing room and gave me head then for some reason I didn't cum in her mouth this time i came in a corner in the room and she went to get a womens shirt and wiped it up lol man I miss her I have to call her back up :) :) :)

[doublelongdaddy]

Young Girls:)

[Faber]

When I grow to at least 7'' in NBPEL and 6.7'' MSEG I want to bang some 10 or 20 17 year old bitches in the ass... hard

[Deonz]

Well, I don't know if I have many. But I've had a lot of rough 'rape' fantasy sex. I've fucked a lot of virgins, I love that.. I don't even care if they lie to me. Um, I've done it like 5 times in public. Once in a children's movie theatre. On the side of the road, on a roof, in this guy's office. I guess the last thing is probably that I've been in way too many orgies for my age. Kind of lost count I guess :/ Psych issues I think..

[Wang Chung]

Sometimes I attach electrodes to my cock and shock it using a TENS unit. Somewhere between the pain and pleasure is the most powerful orgasm I ever had. Much stronger than with a woman. I always think trying it with a partner would be interesting, but if you get too much current at the wrong time it is the most excruciating pain ever, not to mention a risk of burning your cock at the point where the electrodes are attached.

[WildTiger]

Okay, I'll tell. I would like to be tied to a chair and used for both pleasure and sperm by hundreds of women who want to get pregnant. It would be insanity to do it in reality, but just the idea of hundreds of women across the country, wombs bloated with my seed gets me rock hard. Probably a fantasy quite a few guys have.

[REDZULU2003]

A fantasy I would like to do is having sex high up in a tree, just barely hanging off the branches while fucking away like wild filthy animals. Also having a try at sex upside down while wearing those special boots hooked up to a monkey bar. No clue why, just a thought.

[Dick_Slinger]

I met a women on a forum, told her i had a big dick, and she hadnt had sex for 2 years and was still in love with a guy who died, i think she probably poisoned him because she was a plant scientist, and some of those things are poisonious as fuck, but i have no proof and more than likely an over active imagination. Anyway, i invited her for a date, i had no place to take her and it was summer so i reckoned no one would be in the cinema, so i took her there, and started kissing and feeling her boobs, then i took my cock out and she sucked it so i banged her really hard in the cinema, whilst there was a guy and a women sitting a few rows below all by themselves. This women was so wet and horny, she wanted a threesome with the other guy too. I remeber leaving the cinema and could hardly walk because of the weird angles.
Didnt meet her after that because she lived in another city and it rained so much , my city was bloody for like 6 weeks, and after that i lost my momentum like you do, but must have been more to it because she had a ring on her finger. Saw her on facebook, but she has a kid and a guy so i left it at that, plenty more horny women out there. I almost also fucked this hot college chick, who got horny when i sat beside her in the computer room, but i chickened out, i bet i could have banged her in the toilets, oh the folly of youth, was a quite a few years ago.

[Dick_Slinger]

Then there was that time i got arrested by a female cop and started to search me for weapons and said i had a lethal weapon in my pants, she unwipped me and took out my 8 inch cock and said, you fucking retard, do you have a licence for this? so i farted and she said oh you dont have a licence but you do have incense, and then sucked me off, so i fucked her really hard, but the male cop caught us, so i knocked him the fucked out and stole the car, got it re-painted and sold it for 3000 grand.

[newbie09]

I seduced a prostitute when I was 19^^

[JamesB]

I love getting burned by Cigarettes during sex, and the thing is I don't even smoke.

[REDZULU2003]

I would love to have sex upside down from a bridge over water with a really hot big assed bitch :) The fear of dropping into the water and the intensity pleasures from her fucking me would be awesome.

[MAXAMEYES]

I always wanted to fuck the shit outta Bugs Bunny every time he cross-dressed.

[forSmybaby]

I use this fantasy whenever I need to get a stiffy for blood circulation but my dick is too exhausted from peing:

I have a friend who's one of those perfect pretty petite women with an out of this world little round bum. She's one of those girls who does everything right and tries to be socially slick, all the men are after her and she's managed to stay a virgin too! her bf is another social expert who's the son of a very wealthy family, again ALL the girls are after him. I don't like him or his attitude. So anyway they are engaged and cannot wait to have the perfect wedding, until I come along mwahaha.. So the fantasy is that he wakes up tied to a chair to see her wake up tied face down to a bed, her legs slightly apart so he can stare right where I want. You can guess what happens next, it usually varies depending on my mood but usually she starts off sobbing and shouting to him that she loves him and he shouldn't look, while he shouts that he's gonna kill me blah blah blah.. however it ends with her cumin again and again while telling me its amazing and he's shouting about he's going to kill her hahaha

is that cool or what. I'm a little softie at heart though so would never do that to either of them ;)

[kitfisto]

I just thought of something awesome.

Force about 50 grapes into some girls asshole then get her to sit on my face and shit them into my mouth.

Then empty a whole bottle of honey into her pussy and suck that sweet liquid out as she screams her voice sore in agonising pleasure.