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DLD (and anyone else who has had significant size increases), I'm curious if any aspects of your everyday life have changed as a result of growing an enormous schlong, other than the fame and obvious sexual benefit. For example, have you had to change the type of pants, underwear, or other clothing that you wear to accommodate, hide, or show off the increased bulge? What about going out to public places such as the beach/pool/gym? Have you noticed any disadvantages to being overly well endowed?
Inquiring minds want to know. :confused:
I am much smaller than DLD of course, but sometimes I face with such difficulties. Since my flaccid unit is really detectable, I can't easily sit against a woman when wearing a tight jean. My unit is impossible to hide. This is not a disadvantage all the time of course :)
doublelongdaddy
06-13-03, 08:33 AM
Let me make a list:
1. I tuck my penis now behind my leg to keep it out of the way
2. I can't site on a toilet without dropping in the water
3. I can't wear undies because they are too constricting
4. Jen can give me a 3 hand blow-job:D
5. Most of the world hates me because I made gains
6. Jen gushes like a river now
7. 95% of my day is spent on cock
8. I actually get paid to make cocks bigger
9. My hands are mainly used for cock or typing
10. I work 20 hours a day now
11. My family thinks I have deep psychological issues:D
12. I soon will be able to measure in feet instead of inches
13. Numbers mean so much more to me now
14. I stare at mens bulges
15. Jen cannot keep her hands and mouth off of me
16. I have to be careful not to wipe my butt with my penis
17. I have taken the shape and demeanor of Ron Jeremy
18. I can't stick my cock in Jen's ass now:(
19. My son calls me DLD
20. The subject of discussion 99% of the time is about cock
21. I live in fear of phallic objects
22. I can measure my penis for hours without a break:D
23. All my pants are now XXL
24. I dream about my penis
25. Daily exercise has a whole new meaning
26. I have bought so much Vaseline that I should have stock in the company
27. There is always baby powder dust somewhere
28. I sometimes forget my real name
29. My veins on my penis look like a map of Texas
30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
31. When watching Disney and they mention PE class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
32. I know the measurement of anything with just a glance
33. Foreplay is trying to fit my penis in my girl
34. Paper towel rolls piss me off
35. The supermarket cucumber section scares the fuck out of me
I will add to this list...believe me.
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Let me make a list:
19. My son calls me DLD
I will add to this list...believe me.
You have a son!?!?!?! I had no idea!! How old is he? Is he Jen's and your's? Does he understand WHY your name is DLD?
I assume that you will introduce him into the PE world. Arent you worried about him telling his friends about you and your ding dong?
:p
-popp
doublelongdaddy
06-13-03, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Popp
You have a son!?!?!?! I had no idea!! How old is he? Is he Jen's and your's? Does he understand WHY your name is DLD?
I assume that you will introduce him into the PE world. Arent you worried about him telling his friends about you and your ding dong?
:p
-popp
Yes I do have a son. He is from my last wife. He is 9 years old and a rapper. He is the joy of my life. Yes, he calls me DLD. He knows it stands for DoubleLongDaddy. He knows I help men with personal issues concerning the penis. He does not know much more than this. I will be happy to explain it to him when he turns 18.
AfterTheShock
06-13-03, 02:35 PM
Ok, as of now after reading DLD's post i am stopping my PE program all be cause of numbers ...2....14 ....16...18.....No wait ,I am still gonna PE because of numbers ...4...6...12...15...29...
Dam ...the cucumbers don't scare me but those dam long ass zucchini give me a major inferiority complex.....lol
doublelongdaddy
06-13-03, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by AfterTheShock
Ok, as of now after reading DLD's post i am stopping my PE program all be cause of numbers ...2....14 ....16...18.....No wait ,I am still gonna PE because of numbers ...4...6...12...15...29...
Dam ...the cucumbers don't scare me but those dam long ass zucchini give me a major inferiority complex.....lol
What about the sausage and kielbasa section!
AfterTheShock
06-13-03, 09:44 PM
What about the sausage and kielbasa section!
That section is the exact reason i dont let my wife go to the grocery store ......lol:D
doublelongdaddy
06-13-03, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by AfterTheShock
That section is the exact reason i dont let my wife go to the grocery store ......lol:D
I cringe when I think of Jen walking past those 14" fuckers.
maxwell
06-14-03, 12:18 AM
DLD I got to say that was great.
LIGHTNING
06-14-03, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
He is 9 years old and a rapper.
LMAO!!!! You Crazy!!!
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Yes I do have a son. He is from my last wife. He is 9 years old and a rapper. He is the joy of my life. Yes, he calls me DLD. He knows it stands for DoubleLongDaddy. He knows I help men with personal issues concerning the penis. He does not know much more than this. I will be happy to explain it to him when he turns 18.
Thats great man! Good luck with that!
doublelongdaddy
06-14-03, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Popp
Thats great man! Good luck with that!
:)
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I cringe when I think of Jen walking past those 14" fuckers.
Not to worry, those have no girth worth mentioning. I suggest not growing zucchini or cucumbers in your garden. If you let a zucchini grow a couple of days too long they are 16x10.
seven_wants_ten
06-15-03, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by MDC
Not to worry, those have no girth worth mentioning. I suggest not growing zucchini or cucumbers in your garden. If you let a zucchini grow a couple of days too long they are 16x10.
DLD better not leave Jen unsupervised with one of those beasts, she might leave him for a farmer!
doublelongdaddy
06-15-03, 07:57 PM
Can you imagine having a 16 x 10 cock? That is just fucked-up. Thats like one of the missles they used in WW1. It would be cool watching Jen try to straddle it. I think they have a word for this...IMPALED.
doublelongdaddy
03-14-04, 08:58 PM
BUMP...This is a funny thread!:D
fallen_one23
03-15-04, 03:55 PM
lol that list rocked, are you really jeaous of zucchinni?
:lol: I hadn't seen this thread before.
crzy_young_gun
03-15-04, 04:10 PM
Your such a crazy fucker DLD! lol
doublelongdaddy
03-15-04, 04:28 PM
:D yes I am scared of most of the long, thick vegetables
To the bigger guys, anyone ever say anything about your unit out in public?
TennisNut
03-15-04, 06:57 PM
Hey DLD -- don't you know it's no longer "IN" to be from Texas. You should amend your list to state that your dick now looks like a map of Massachusetts, that's where you're from (now), and that's where the next president of this country will be from.
doublelongdaddy
03-15-04, 07:12 PM
Hey DLD -- don't you know it's no longer "IN" to be from Texas. You should amend your list to state that your dick now looks like a map of Massachusetts, that's where you're from (now), and that's where the next president of this country will be from.
:D
I have more to add to this list....to be continued:)
and that's where the next president of this country will be from.
care to make a friendly wager? ;)
stillwantmore
03-15-04, 09:20 PM
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markj911
03-16-04, 01:26 PM
hilarious list DLD!!
doublelongdaddy
03-16-04, 04:47 PM
36. Blowjobs become Teeth Jobs.
37. Confusion at TAX time
38. 90% of my phone use is cock specific
39. The other 10% is ball specific
40. I have a new signature scent...JELQ & Powder
TennisNut
03-16-04, 06:38 PM
care to make a friendly wager? ;)
Your state is going to help Kerry win. Thanks, Dario.
I just wanna be a porn star
doublelongdaddy
03-16-04, 09:59 PM
I just wanna be a porn star
So do it! You got the dick for it.
I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it
I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it
I thought you were going to be the driver :driving: for my bang limo!!!
Im gonna be the guy in the back with the pole sticking outa his pants and the girls are riding up and down on.
17. I have taken the shape and demeanor of Ron Jeremy
Whoah! Rough deal... Did you get his hairy back as well?
doublelongdaddy
03-17-04, 01:10 PM
Whoah! Rough deal... Did you get his hairy back as well?
Nah, but the hair that would have went on my back ended up on my gut:D
DLD You still crack me up with that!!
30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
And,
31. When watching Disney and they mention PE class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
doublelongdaddy
03-17-04, 10:03 PM
DLD You still crack me up with that!!
30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
And,
31. When watching Disney and they mention PE class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
Oh I got a ton more...I just gotta post em:)
Here is DLD and Red, I wonder who is who?:D
the1parr
12-16-09, 02:53 AM
7. 95% of my day is spent on cock
14. I stare at mens bulges
20. The subject of discussion 99% of the time is about cock
Say this anywhere else and it'd place you in a gay bar or gay porn.
I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it
have u done any porn yet?
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