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Godsize
11-20-03, 03:58 AM
I heard it mentioned on Howard Stern the other morning.

It's supposed to be like the opposite of "teabagging" (lowering your balls into a girl's mouth or onto her face).

A "Roman Helmet" is just the reverse.... you squat down over a chick's face and place your nutsack over her eyes, then lay your floppy flaccid along the top of her nose, perpendicular to her lips, like one of those Ancient Roman soldier helmets.

Can you picture it? It helps to have a long flaccid for this, but as long as your flaccid cock is as long as the bridge of a girl's nose, you're all set!

If anyone finds a pic of this, post it! That would be some funny shit... I might even draw it up just for kicks!

Spektrum
11-20-03, 05:01 PM
This is also called "arabian goggles" and it looks hilarious!

oopapercutoo
11-20-03, 07:34 PM
LMFAO...I've got to try this out...lol. Sounds like a blast!

GellyBird
11-21-03, 01:17 AM
HAHA, thats so great.... Roman Helmet.... rofl

ctmwm
11-21-03, 07:49 AM
The radio was down in the background so I couldnt get the whole gist of it! Thats cool!! I'd love to see it too!

Godsize
11-22-03, 02:20 AM
If you guys are patient, I'll draw it up and post it! I enjoy drawing anything having to do with sex or depravity. Lemme go sharpen my pencil...

A photo would be way better of course, if anyone can beat me to it.

Spektrum
11-22-03, 02:45 AM
I've been looking for a photo on the internet for the past half hour and cant find anything. Maybe I'll whip out the digital camera and do it to my girlfriend lol

Godsize
11-22-03, 03:48 AM
More power to ya if she's willing.

"When in Rome..."

Godsize
11-22-03, 04:15 AM
Well, here it is. The Roman Helmet. More proof that I have too much free time. I hope you enjoy my sloppy-ass diagram.

Gardenier90
11-22-03, 05:39 AM
That's a pretty good drawing Godsize!

ItsElectric
11-22-03, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Godsize
Well, here it is. The Roman Helmet. More proof that I have too much free time. I hope you enjoy my sloppy-ass diagram.

ROFLMAO you drew it!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's awesome!!

Great drawing by the way.

-ItsElectric

Godsize
11-22-03, 12:56 PM
Yeah, I like drawing perverted shit. I tried to get a job for Screw magazine a while back... almost got my art on the cover.. but nothing ever came of it.

I think that things of a perverted nature are best explained with crude drawings. Thanks for liking it.

Spektrum
11-22-03, 06:37 PM
That drawing is awesome! Funny as hell to, maybe you should send that one into screw magazine!

mazdab8r
11-28-03, 11:03 AM
LMAO this is some funny shit

ctmwm
11-28-03, 01:41 PM
You are a frigging trip that was great!!!
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Since you listen to the king of all media,

Do you also have a WOW bumper sticker? Just curious,

stillwantmore
11-28-03, 09:15 PM
LOL thats a first for me too. I guess your partner gets extra kinky points if they let you shit on their head too?:blahblah:

mazdab8r
11-30-03, 09:40 AM
I can't believe you just said that.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

samzman
12-03-03, 05:26 PM
i gave my girl the roman helmet the other day lol........we both laughed our asses off rofl

slayman
12-03-03, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by samzman
i gave my girl the roman helmet the other day lol........we both laughed our asses off rofl

its not a roman helmet when your dick goes all the way down to her neck

samzman
12-03-03, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by slayman
its not a roman helmet when your dick goes all the way down to her neck


lol.

Godsize
12-05-03, 08:06 PM
I'm glad to see that everyone is still getting a kick out of that drawing/subject I posted. I wish I had come up with the idea myself. I guess you could file this one with the rest, like "rusty trombone"..."donkey punch"..."dirty sanchez"...etc etc.

If I'm hit with any new inspiration, I'll be sure to post it up.

Take care.

stevie31
12-15-03, 09:07 PM
How's this?

samzman
12-16-03, 11:43 PM
lmao. love the pic man

mazdab8r
12-17-03, 08:33 AM
rofl nice pic!

Gardenier90
12-18-03, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by stevie31
How's this?

Is that you Stevie?

stevie31
12-18-03, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Gardenier90
Is that you Stevie? Nope, just a pic I found. My girlfriend would never let me take a picture of her like that.

samzman
12-18-03, 12:59 PM
oh i thought that was you. would you girl let you give hera roman though? :D

stevie31
12-18-03, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by samzman
oh i thought that was you. would you girl let you give hera roman though? :D Yeah, she's a freak that is down for whatever. Just doesn't want anyone else to know about it.

Godsize
12-18-03, 11:17 PM
Ahhh...the Internet. Is there anything it can't do?

samzman
12-21-03, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by stevie31
Yeah, she's a freak that is down for whatever. Just doesn't want anyone else to know about it.


my girl is the same way. except she isnt' so shy bout sharing her sexual experiences.

samzman
12-21-03, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Godsize
Ahhh...the Internet. Is there anything it can't do?


nope. it's the 8th wonder of the world baby :D

ctmwm
12-26-03, 03:40 PM
Thanks for sharing!
Originally posted by stevie31
Yeah, she's a freak that is down for whatever. Just doesn't want anyone else to know about it.