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1badWS6
09-14-09, 05:28 PM
So I measured my girls vibrator today, and I was pleasantly surprised.

It was less than 6 inches of insertable length, and about 5 inches in girth. I've seen her use it before and it always looked HUGE to me, I can distinctly remember thinking, "Holy shit, I'll never be able to compete with that."

Turns out, I'm almost an inch longer and within .25 of the girth.

Viper8
09-15-09, 10:17 PM
That's great to hear man. Just keep plugging away at P.E. and you'll be so big that one day you'll find the thing in garbage! She won't need it when she's got one bigger than it that's attached to her boyfriend. We have a tendency to think other objects are larger than our own, and it takes a bit a reality to have it sink in that things are not always as they appear.

Aimingforthetop
09-16-09, 05:40 AM
Dude can your cock vibrate? damn im sorry to hear, the vibrator won. From now on your girl will be MASTURBATING with her vibrator.

Dude its a toy!

females do masturbate aswell.

it is not your rival, more than your right hand is her rival aswell.

sex toys is alot of fun, don't think to much in sizes mate. i do know this forum is all about size, but if size was the ONLY thing that mattered, a big dildo would replace pretty much any man on this planet earth! dude girls do love to have sex with a man, its the feeling of 2 persons doing something that is part of their nature.

and no piece of plastic is ever going to replace that.

thrust me, your girl used to masturbate with her finger before she got the vibrator, just as you like to masturbate, IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL!

1badWS6
09-16-09, 09:47 PM
I don't see the toy as a threat, just a measuring stick for me.

Thanks for the tips though!

crazyed27
11-12-09, 01:00 AM
It might vibrate but it cant do the damn jackhammer!!! LOL

Coloss
11-13-09, 03:17 PM
so how big is the vibrator ?