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iluvbig1's
11-25-09, 03:55 PM
What I like to do is when I am real horny i'll drive around nude waist down and use my cock pump. There are a few hot hookers sometimes walking and i'll pull to the curb and motion them to come over. When they get to the car window they are surprised to see me pumping away and chatting with them. Their reactions are mostly giggles.
Girth Hammer
12-01-09, 08:32 AM
You scare me. Man what if one day you run into a undercover. There is no way of escaping that with the you pumping away. And even if your just talking why hookers.
Turnover
04-14-10, 11:40 AM
thats fucking awesome ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
doublelongdaddy
04-14-10, 11:56 AM
What if you get caught, your going to REALLY make the papers
Turnover
04-14-10, 12:01 PM
***MAN Casually Conversing with Hookers Arrested for Pumping His Penis in Public......AGAIN***

U would start a trend ;)
Girth Hammer
04-14-10, 01:18 PM
Hey DLD I can imagine it already. Jay leno taking about it "man dirving around, talking to hookers, while wearing a penis pump. What you think about that kev."
TheStick
04-14-10, 08:49 PM
You better hope Oprah doesn't hear about this. She's already declared war on texting while driving.
doublelongdaddy
04-15-10, 10:37 AM
You better hope Oprah doesn't hear about this. She's already declared war on texting while driving.

:)
TRRbogie
04-15-10, 05:07 PM
You could also get arrested for public exposure and registered as a sex offender.
doublelongdaddy
04-15-10, 05:16 PM
You could also get arrested for public exposure and registered as a sex offender.

Yup, that would be what he would be charged with
qwerty2
04-15-10, 11:11 PM
If I was the cop that pulled you over, I'd definitely ask you to step out of the car with your hands in the air. I could see Sheriff John Bunnell talking about this case on World's Wildest Police Videos or something like that on Spike TV.

This guy hasn't posted in a while, anyone want to take bets he got caught?
lostinspace
04-16-10, 02:54 AM
He's probably in jail right now trying to stick his penis through the bars in his cell.
lostinspace
04-16-10, 02:57 AM
Can't you just see the cop when he goes to frisk him. Forget that he is bare-assed naked. Cop: "What the fuck is that hanging off your dick?"
TheStick
04-16-10, 12:53 PM
Tell him it's a medical treatment recommended by your doc and you had to leave the house in an emergency with no time to put on pants. You might even get a police escort to wherever the "emergency" requires you to go!
Turnover
04-16-10, 01:16 PM
BooyA!
SigSauer
04-28-10, 05:59 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb152/p_e_c_h_a/stuff/sextoy.jpg

Would be a similar reaction.