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AncientChina
03-20-04, 07:27 PM
I can't believe some people are buying this device

http://www.jelq-usa.com/about/

What an overpriced and overrated piece of junk......why do I say that, because it is basically just a jar canning filter....and it cost only 5 bucks....gezz.

http://www.goodmans.net/product_information.asp?number=MI-E9631&back=yes&dept=537&last=530
philadelph
03-20-04, 07:38 PM
I have heard some good things about the power jelq, but it would be stupid to pay that much for a canning filter. I may have to pick one of those up.
AncientChina
03-20-04, 07:39 PM
Yeah it's only $5 bucks on that link I posted, and it seems a lot better than paying 60 hehehehe. rofl
AncientChina
03-20-04, 07:49 PM
I'm gonna pick one up...the $5.00 dollar one that is. lol
randolf
03-20-04, 08:03 PM
I'm gonna pick one up...the $5.00 dollar one that is. lol

woohoo great discovery. I can't afford the 60$ one atm but I can buy a canning thing where i live.

Of the people who have made the hugest gains it seems all of them were using the jelqing device. Huge leverage and right along the top you can go:).
AncientChina
03-20-04, 08:35 PM
Yes, randolf very true bro, and plus it is a roller and it should give great compression and it should not stretch the skin out to a point of developing turkey neck....I will be picking one up very soon.....Ahhh just glad it saved me 55 bucks. lol
Supra
03-20-04, 08:37 PM
I love the power jelq for dry jelqing!!
Godsize
03-20-04, 09:13 PM
I never got spectacular results from using that piece of shit. I gained some length, but I credit that to stretching.
Supra
03-20-04, 09:16 PM
I love that peice of shit!!!!
AncientChina
03-20-04, 09:23 PM
I love that peice of shit!!!!

Heck I even love shit. I even eat it sometimes....I love my own the most!
Supra
03-20-04, 09:25 PM
Heck I even love shit. I even eat it sometimes....I love my own the most!

So basically evertime you speak you are full of shit?
stillwantmore
03-20-04, 10:39 PM
I MAKE that piece of shit! ;)

LOL, I wouldnt buy one either. There really are more effective and time efficient exercises than jelqing anyway.
Ulcasterdropout
03-20-04, 11:12 PM
I knew for a while, that was a jar lifter ( saw it @ a HW store)
and was gona get it, but I don't know where to get the rollers.
9cyclops9
03-20-04, 11:43 PM
Heck I even love shit. I even eat it sometimes....I love my own the most!

And you put jizz in a dropper.
MultiMan
03-21-04, 09:19 AM
LOL they put a trademark over jelq
REDZULU2003
03-21-04, 03:07 PM
load of SHIT , use ya fuckin hands god gave ya ... cant go wrong with ya hands, always in control .... dont be lazy son. lol
dopefish
03-21-04, 03:19 PM
yes sir!
channel7
03-21-04, 03:36 PM
I brought the Jelqing Device. It is helping me gained because my main goal is to gain. So I guess that makes me stupid rofl

Thanks
AncientChina
03-21-04, 03:37 PM
Which one did you buy the 60 dollar one or the 5 dollar one...I guess that would decide if you are stupid or not. rofl
channel7
03-21-04, 03:40 PM
I brought the one for $59.95 plus shipping and handling. :P
penguinsfan
03-22-04, 03:39 AM
Some guys swear by it and it seems legit in concept. Sure, it's overpriced and relatively easy to buy the $5.00 one, but where can a person get the soft rollers? For some folks, it's easier to shell-out $60 than to try and alter the rollers and improvise on such a piece of equipment.
Supra
03-22-04, 07:40 AM
Power jelq is the best thing for perfect dry jelqs
penguinsfan
03-22-04, 12:47 PM
I hate dry jelqs. They just don't feel right to me. I have wondered if I would like them any better using a Power Jelq device.
Godsize
03-22-04, 01:22 PM
You could just buy the cheap jar lifter, then order rollers from the power-jelq site. Right?

Unless the Power-Jelq people are hip to that and make it so you cannot order those things seperately. That would be wack.
penguinsfan
03-23-04, 04:46 AM
I think I remember some deal about some folks that had the rollers come loose and the metal frame was kind of sharp and ended up with some cuts in their dingalings, if I'm not mistaken.
larry29
03-23-04, 05:03 AM
I'm with redzulu, can't beat your hands.
I have this device. Don't care for it at all.
If some one uses it, gets benefits, God bless ya.
Supra
03-23-04, 07:57 AM
Hands are the best
channel7
03-23-04, 10:09 PM
It all depends on the person. I use the jelq device and it is effective for me. Maybe you all think it is dumb. However, it is working for me and my goals. I have not lost sight of my goals. Certain techniques and routines work for some and others don't. So I have said my piece. My ten cents and I am done.

Thanks
Bigbadbison
03-24-04, 02:53 AM
The Bison has one and one of the roller did come off once and cut the Bison's penis. Bison don't like bloody penis so I never used it again. I read that Rob has a new roller now that supposedly does not slip from the handle. I wonder if that can be purchased separately.

Naw, I will just use a rolling pit and a table. Bison have large enough penises to do that.

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penguinsfan
03-24-04, 04:59 AM
Hey, if I purchase the regular canning version at the hardware store, do you suppose I would need to pad it? I mean, the handles on the canning device are wooden, so we're talking wood versus foam. Sure it might not feel quite as soft, but it may not be too bad, provided one doesn't go crazy with it.
Bigbadbison
03-24-04, 12:01 PM
Hey, if I purchase the regular canning version at the hardware store, do you suppose I would need to pad it? I mean, the handles on the canning device are wooden, so we're talking wood versus foam. Sure it might not feel quite as soft, but it may not be too bad, provided one doesn't go crazy with it.

I think you need the foam because you might damage the nerve that runs along the top of your penis with out it. Drum sticks were in vogue awhile back and this issue came up. I tried the drum sticks and although I didn't injure myself, I never really go a great work out either.

The foam roller seem to work better because they wrap around the penis, creating a better seal so that blood may be trapped in the distal portion of the penis, as the exercise is performed.

I like to buy stuff. It gives Bison a certain feeling to know a new toy is coming in the mail. It enriches his life and he doesn't let it get out of hoof, I mean hand. It is just a matter of time before I have aluminum rollers.

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doublelongdaddy
03-24-04, 12:06 PM
The hands are the most powerful PE tool.
Bigbadbison
03-24-04, 01:29 PM
The hands are the most powerful PE tool.

Agreed!

The toys are fun to get in the mail. It is sort of like Christmas for adult Bison, but ultimately, one should use the incredible control one has with their hands. The fidelity of adjustment just can't be replicated with the toys.

I think the only toys I have ever found terribly useful are the Bib and the Cable clamp.

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