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ed123
08-07-11, 07:53 PM
I don't know if this qualifies as a mental issue but it is definitely something that has annoyed me for a long time.

I have a best friend who I love to death but he has always done one thing that annoys the shit out of me. But I never say anything about it.

We used to be roommates many years ago so of course were bound to see each other naked. Especially with women coming and going. My flaccid is a 'grower' flaccid. His is not. So he thinks he has a big cock. I walked in on him and his gf at the time and saw his erect bone. He has above avg girth but is no longer than mine when I'm erect.

So because of this for years he always has to slip in a reference to his 'big cock' whenever we are both around women at the same time. It's a dig at me. He never mentions his cock whenever it's just me and him hanging out.

I am sooooo tempted to whip out my erect cock (when I hit the 7" goal) in front of him and his gf when he inevitably mentions his 'big cock' and say, "Is it as big as this?"

Okay, maybe that's a little extreme.

MAXAMEYES
08-07-11, 08:19 PM
Bertrand Russell:
"The best revenge is living well."
Every atom of energy you give this guy is another atom detracted from yourself.

ed123
08-07-11, 08:27 PM
Bertrand Russell:
"The best revenge is living well."
Every atom of energy you give this guy is another atom detracted from yourself.

You are right. So it's a good thing I never react or say anything.

stillwantmore2
08-08-11, 12:53 PM
You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. ;) Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

MAXAMEYES
08-08-11, 01:47 PM
Now THAT'S living well!


You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. ;) Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

ed123
08-08-11, 04:31 PM
You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. ;) Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

Funny you should mention that idea. *wink*

doublelongdaddy
08-08-11, 06:23 PM
You could screw one of his girlfriends' friends and then it will inevitably (knowing women) get back to his girl and he'll probably find out about YOUR big cock. ;) Sort of an indirect "in your face!"

I say screw all the girlfriends:)

REDZULU2003
08-08-11, 07:18 PM
We got a thread HERE (http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?50966-Friends-claiming-their-size...)on friends and their sizes if that helps.

doublelongdaddy
08-09-11, 05:51 PM
I have the biggest cock among my friends:) I will share it with all of their girlfriends:)