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ctmwm
04-22-04, 11:47 AM
I dont agree with it at all but, I figured I'd pass it on anyway

sikdogg
04-22-04, 11:58 AM
Damn, the average German Shepperd has a bigger dick than i do... that sucks!

ctmwm
04-22-04, 09:16 PM
I hear ya SD, but the average german shepard cant read MOS forums! So you have much better chances at long out doing them!!

doublelongdaddy
04-26-04, 05:40 PM
I hate those horse dicks:)

ctmwm
04-26-04, 09:39 PM
I hate those horse dicks:)
Me too! Especially when I see those german chicks riding them! WHOA!

Dario
04-27-04, 09:54 AM
Me too! Especially when I see those german chicks riding them! WHOA!
lol

ctmwm
04-28-04, 10:04 PM
Too funny

BeBobBox
04-29-04, 12:17 AM
DLD you need post a video of a chick gettin boned by a horse in the porno section lol

n2growing
04-29-04, 12:38 AM
Freaking Great Danes are quite the beast as well! My long range goal is to be hung like a Great Dane, now I know why they call them great Danes lol.

MassiveMonster
04-29-04, 03:53 AM
Hydromax damn this great dane is having 1cm more length then me, but my one is much more thicker :D

Welsh Rabbit
05-09-04, 05:34 PM
Hi sikdogg, maybe if you show a German Shepperd your dick he will sucks it for you.


Damn, the average German Shepperd has a bigger dick than i do... that sucks!

ctmwm
05-09-04, 07:18 PM
Hi sikdogg, maybe if you show a German Shepperd your dick he will sucks it for you.Gotta watch out for those welsh corgi's, When I was growing up a guy I new used to get off from his dog licking his crank!!! Nasty MF, needless to say he didnt have very many friends.

Bigd5903
05-09-04, 07:31 PM
Freaking Great Danes are quite the beast as well! My long range goal is to be hung like a Great Dane, now I know why they call them great Danes lol.
Yea that is my nickname i just need to dick to back it up now. I'm almost there.

LIGHTNING
05-10-04, 01:06 AM
Where is the Whale Dick?

Bigd5903
05-11-04, 05:40 AM
Wow other animals have horrible looking cocks. rofl
They probably feel the same way about us.

Brock Landers
05-12-04, 08:26 PM
Do you guys think there is a huge size variation in a animal species say a great dane, men vary with a 4" dick with some up to 10" or more. Do you think it is possible in the animal kingdom?

swanny
05-16-04, 11:41 PM
I grew up on a farm. Look at horses. Everyone is different. Just like humans. The only variable is that humans know how to manipulate their anatomy to increase size.

TheExecutioner
05-29-04, 10:11 PM
Me too! Especially when I see those german chicks riding them! WHOA!

Yuck, that is some sick shit.

ctmwm
05-30-04, 03:04 PM
Yuck, that is some sick shit.
LOL I hear ya!!

Zurik
05-30-04, 05:25 PM
Hung like a horse, active like a rabbit...

ctmwm
05-30-04, 06:53 PM
Hung like a horse, active like a rabbit...
Dam that would be something!!

bigman808
06-09-04, 02:41 PM
LOL now we know where horsehung supposedly gets his name!!!

russum1988
06-09-04, 04:48 PM
LOL now we know where horsehung supposedly gets his name!!!

With his new pics, quite the contrary.

bigman808
06-13-04, 06:24 PM
keyword 'supposedly...' lol

9_16
09-21-04, 12:06 PM
Horses have horrific penises.

HungLikeHolmes
02-01-05, 08:25 PM
The thing that seems quite clear to me is that all these animal measurements must be measured from the underside of the shaft because they are quadripeds, unlike how humans are measured for the top/side.

If you measured your own from the underside you'd be about 2-3 inches longer than from the top.

manofprinciples
02-02-05, 03:07 AM
If they take 2 - 3 inches off of a Stallion, it'd still be utterly massive.

Big Al
02-03-05, 01:28 AM
The thing that seems quite clear to me is that all these animal measurements must be measured from the underside of the shaft because they are quadripeds, unlike how humans are measured for the top/side.

If you measured your own from the underside you'd be about 2-3 inches longer than from the top.

Does that mean that if someone is going to do it "doggie style", they get the right to tack on an extra 2-3" to their claims? :D

doublelongdaddy
02-03-05, 12:40 PM
Does that mean that if someone is going to do it "doggie style", they get the right to tack on an extra 2-3" to their claims? :D

:D

chainandballer
03-30-05, 09:55 PM
The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

Baraka
03-31-05, 12:09 AM
Well, lemme ask you this... how does the African White Rhino compare in that department?? rofl


The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

Mr.Winkle
04-11-05, 03:40 AM
lol, that's too funny Baraka :).

Cleaner13
04-11-05, 01:07 PM
The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.


I dont think thats incredibly accurate as a sperm whales is around 13ft in length... thats like the whole rhino...

insearchof9inch
05-10-05, 02:11 PM
13 foot.

I'd like to see a German woman get one of them up her........

phraze!
07-28-05, 02:56 AM
lol this is too much :)
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goinfor11x7
07-28-05, 03:09 AM
Those horse dicks are nasty looking.
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Syd Kitten
07-28-05, 10:26 AM
Look at it this way... we have the prettier dicks ;)
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dr.ralph
08-04-05, 02:42 PM
Freaking Great Danes are quite the beast as well! My long range goal is to be hung like a Great Dane, now I know why they call them great Danes lol.

Hey dude - I'm a great Dane from Denmark, a true VIKING - 6' 4", 225 pounds and a BIG dick rofl

I'm closing in on my final Penis Enlargement goal, and will probably not stop there, maybe I'll never stop Penis Enlargement'ing - perhaps when I hit the 12"X8" step :P

Don't really know why us danes should have a freaking HUGE dog called our name :P ;)

ctmwm
08-05-05, 09:19 PM
GOOD ONE!! Keep us up on your progress!! Maybe I should think about moving to Denmark!!! hehehe




Hey dude - I'm a great Dane from Denmark, a true VIKING - 6' 4", 225 pounds and a BIG dick rofl

I'm closing in on my final Penis Enlargement goal, and will probably not stop there, maybe I'll never stop Penis Enlargement'ing - perhaps when I hit the 12"X8" step :P

Don't really know why us danes should have a freaking HUGE dog called our name :P ;)
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slackjawedyokel
08-09-05, 10:29 AM
The African Black Rhino has the largest penis in the world.

I remember being at the zoo a few years back and watching this one rhino give it to another one, it was quite memorable, and disturbing.

elephants have 12ft cocks so u r wrong
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vitrx
09-05-05, 08:38 AM
HI,

Nice Post. Quite Informative one... :)

Keep it up..

Bureau
10-22-05, 10:19 AM
elephants have 12ft cocks so u r wrong
wow, I wonder if ill ever get gains that good an elephants penis is twice as big as me. :O
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Girthius
10-22-05, 10:46 AM
I thought it was the sperm whale that had the biggest cock??
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Mase64
10-22-05, 11:24 AM
arent they liek 30 ft or somthing
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[P]okey[B]ear
10-23-05, 01:34 AM
they forgot to put dld on their he's a different species
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10-23-05, 05:44 AM
haha this thread is hilarious
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Slipknot692005
11-17-05, 05:31 AM
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great to be
04-23-07, 08:39 PM
Imagine this someone does P.E. to a dog :P
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FoM
07-17-07, 05:13 AM
.. for his own benefit rather than the dogs?? "Yeah my dog has a big dick now.. how big is your dog? That's too bad. Maybe you should milk your dog's cock like I have"

My dog's penis is 2 inches long. He doesn't complain. In fact he acts like he has the biggest cock ever.

screwdriver
07-18-07, 12:12 AM
This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true. It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa .

Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible

chazster
07-18-07, 06:51 AM
I don't think that's incredibly accurate as a sperm whales is around 13ft in length... that's like the whole rhino...

I think he was refereeing to land mammals.. but is it longer than a giraffe.. I heard they were 4ft.

rockandstroll
07-31-07, 09:50 AM
Apparently the argentine lake duck is quite the monster with a 17 inch long penis. http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/argentine-lake-duck.jpg

Hyoscyamus
08-01-07, 11:38 AM
WTF? Some of these ducks have got a penis longer than their body! As much as I'd like to get a bigger dick, I don't want it to get bigger than myself. Who knows - at some point it might take over and I'd end up being a means of transportation for my dick. No way! rofl

lovers
04-08-09, 08:20 AM
hi i find the more older i get the more my penis becomes small what is the course and how can i reverse this

shr0om_7
07-05-09, 01:50 AM
avg. girth is only 1.5" wth?

goinfor11x7
07-05-09, 05:51 AM
This little animal really exists!

Unbelievable but true. It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa .

Going through life is hard enough,

but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible

Can you imagine pulling out that buck toothed little fucker in front of some broad? Her twat would close up tighter than a clam. rofl

TheStick
07-05-09, 11:38 PM
I don't know, goinfor, I've met some chicks who I'd swear have teeth down there too. haha

goinfor11x7
07-07-09, 04:01 AM
roflrofl

I guess a babe with false teeth is not such a bad idea after all. :s

TheStick
07-07-09, 12:01 PM
Oh, yeah. Gum it, Baby!

REDZULU2003
03-19-11, 03:04 PM
Picture of a Killer Whales Penis in this thread. (http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?61375-Gains!!!)
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kattsdog
01-28-12, 07:01 PM
No wonder my wife calls our yellow lab her "boyfriend". I need to get to work!!