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    Found a new pump

    Goodbye Bathmate!

    This thing is for 55 gallon barrel size! I'm gonna be HUGE!
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    2-7-17 - BPEL 5 1/2"; EL 5"; Base EG 4 5/8"; MSEG - 4 7/8"
    5-7-17 - BPEL 6 3/8"; EL 5 7/8"; Base EG 5 1/2"; MSEG - 5 1/4"
    August 2017 - on break due to hernia
    2-7-18 - BPEL 6 1/4"; EL 5 1/2"; MSEG 5 1/8"

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by cladre60 View Post
    Goodbye Bathmate!

    This thing is for 55 gallon barrel size! I'm gonna be HUGE!
    What are we looking at?
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    Re: Found a new pump

    I see the top of the bag

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by doublelongdaddy View Post
    What are we looking at?
    It's a pump to make your penis the size of a 55 gallon drum. I'm gonna be HUGE!



    Actually it's just for pumping chemicals out of 55 gallon drums. It was a lame joke attempt on my part.
    Just call me Clad
    As it rhymes with plaid
    They have nothing to do with one another

    2-7-17 - BPEL 5 1/2"; EL 5"; Base EG 4 5/8"; MSEG - 4 7/8"
    5-7-17 - BPEL 6 3/8"; EL 5 7/8"; Base EG 5 1/2"; MSEG - 5 1/4"
    August 2017 - on break due to hernia
    2-7-18 - BPEL 6 1/4"; EL 5 1/2"; MSEG 5 1/8"

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by cladre60 View Post
    It's a pump to make your penis the size of a 55 gallon drum. I'm gonna be HUGE!



    Actually it's just for pumping chemicals out of 55 gallon drums. It was a lame joke attempt on my part.
    You never know. Connect the pump portion to a tube and it might work,

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by Lookn4girth View Post
    You never know. Connect the pump portion to a tube and it might work,
    If I still had a pocket pussy of some sort I'd try to job them together to create suction.
    Just call me Clad
    As it rhymes with plaid
    They have nothing to do with one another

    2-7-17 - BPEL 5 1/2"; EL 5"; Base EG 4 5/8"; MSEG - 4 7/8"
    5-7-17 - BPEL 6 3/8"; EL 5 7/8"; Base EG 5 1/2"; MSEG - 5 1/4"
    August 2017 - on break due to hernia
    2-7-18 - BPEL 6 1/4"; EL 5 1/2"; MSEG 5 1/8"

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Oh it's a joke!!
    I though it was the start of another "I've ruined my dick" thread!

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by Beertaxi View Post
    Oh it's a joke!!
    I though it was the start of another "I've ruined my dick" thread!
    I walked into work and my 1 coworker pointed at it and said "you got a new pump." I picked it up and held it at my crotch in front of him and a female coworker and said "it'll take a few months to outgrow this."

    Glad they have a sense of humor cause they started laughing.
    Just call me Clad
    As it rhymes with plaid
    They have nothing to do with one another

    2-7-17 - BPEL 5 1/2"; EL 5"; Base EG 4 5/8"; MSEG - 4 7/8"
    5-7-17 - BPEL 6 3/8"; EL 5 7/8"; Base EG 5 1/2"; MSEG - 5 1/4"
    August 2017 - on break due to hernia
    2-7-18 - BPEL 6 1/4"; EL 5 1/2"; MSEG 5 1/8"

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by cladre60 View Post
    If I still had a pocket pussy of some sort I'd try to job them together to create suction.
    You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by Lookn4girth View Post
    You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol
    Yeah and I hate hiding things.

    Women don't understand that men NEED to release. It's a physical thing. If I go too long without an orgasm all my brain can think about is sex. My body wants me to empty my prostate. They don't have that issue so they don't understand the need.
    Just call me Clad
    As it rhymes with plaid
    They have nothing to do with one another

    2-7-17 - BPEL 5 1/2"; EL 5"; Base EG 4 5/8"; MSEG - 4 7/8"
    5-7-17 - BPEL 6 3/8"; EL 5 7/8"; Base EG 5 1/2"; MSEG - 5 1/4"
    August 2017 - on break due to hernia
    2-7-18 - BPEL 6 1/4"; EL 5 1/2"; MSEG 5 1/8"

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by cladre60 View Post
    they don't understand the need.
    there are many things they don't understand

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Schwanz Acht View Post
    there are many things they don't understand
    That is an understatement.
    Just call me Clad
    As it rhymes with plaid
    They have nothing to do with one another

    2-7-17 - BPEL 5 1/2"; EL 5"; Base EG 4 5/8"; MSEG - 4 7/8"
    5-7-17 - BPEL 6 3/8"; EL 5 7/8"; Base EG 5 1/2"; MSEG - 5 1/4"
    August 2017 - on break due to hernia
    2-7-18 - BPEL 6 1/4"; EL 5 1/2"; MSEG 5 1/8"

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by cladre60 View Post
    That is an understatement.
    Very true

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    Re: Found a new pump

    Quote Originally Posted by Lookn4girth View Post
    You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol
    Cheating always turn out badly. And always think how it would be if the show was on the other foot.
    Matters of Size
    SRT

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    The World's Best Penis Enlargement Routine
    based on 16 Years of Research
    !

    Four Easy Steps to Starting SRT
    and Making the Fastest Penis Size Gains Possible


    1. Get The Matters of Size Maximum Gains Package
    Learn All Penis Enlargement Exercise through Video!

    2. Get The All New Length Master Penis Stretcher and Hanger
    The Most Advanced Penis Stretcher and Hanger in the World!

    3. Get The SizeGenetics Penis Extender Complete Package
    (61% Off!)
    Learn how Important the SizeGenetics Extender is to growth and healing!
    Take advantage of ALL DAY PENIS STRETCHING

    4. Get a Bathmate HydroMax X20, X30, X40 or X50 Penis Pump! with FREE SHIPPING IN THE US!
    Realize Instant Usable Penis Size! Perfect for Penis Girth and Length Expansion!
    Hydro Penis Pumps have become a Massive Tool in Penis Size Gaining and Healing!

    5. Get the Phallosan The All Day and All Night Stretcher Now $100 in extras!

    6. Follow the SRT Routine: Maximizing Gains and Healing Fastest!
    Watch your Penis gain inches in girth and length in the FASTEST time Possible!
    Over 15 Years of Research, utilizing the most effective Penis Enlargement techniques!
    ONLY AT MOS - ALL PRODUCTS HAVE A 5 YEAR WARRANTY!

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