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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    You feel like whenever you're sitting you could be hanging too.

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you pull off the road to adjust your Lazy Ass Stretch
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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you go to bed 2 hours later than usual because you gotta stretch or hang things off your dick

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you go to the bathroom and just keep tuggin" every time you go pisssin or poopin

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When every time you see valves in the hydrolic section of a hardware store you try to make a pump

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    when you talk to a hot girl who exclaims she does kettle bell exercises at her cross-fit gym and your first thought is "i gained xxx from kettle bell v stretches!"

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    Quote Originally Posted by Superdick View Post
    When you go to the bathroom and just keep tuggin" every time you go pisssin or poopin
    I was going to post this lol

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you get pissed your flaccid cock does not hit the toilet water
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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you start measuring your progress in terms of IQ points you lose when you get an erection.
    Starting Stats - February 25, 2011

    NBPFL: 3.9"
    NBPEL: 6.2"
    MSEG: 5.34"

    April 21, 2011 (2 months after start)

    NBPFL: 4.0"
    NBPEL: 6.5"
    MSEG: 5.5"

    Current Stats: July 3, 2011 (4 1/2 months after start)

    NBPFL: ?
    NBPEL: 6.5"
    MSEG: 6.3"

    Short/Long Term Goal: August 19, 2011 (6 months after start)

    NBPFL: 4.5"
    NBPEL: 7.5"
    MSEG: 6.5"

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    when you don't stop until you hit stomach acid
    Once you get thick,
    You MUST admit,
    That PE is the SHIT!

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When sex becomes a measuring session!
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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you read words that are abbreviated and the first thing you think is erect girth (e.g.) and penis enlargement (P.E.) and Pubococcygeus (P.C.) Erection Quality (E.Q.) Penis (Pen 15) Penis Enlargement old school (Vet)

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When No matter what you type in your browser MOS is the first website on the list no matter what letter you type, no matter what page you are looking for every time.

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    Quote Originally Posted by Turnover View Post
    When you read words that are abbreviated and the first thing you think is erect girth (e.g.) and penis enlargement (P.E.) and Pubococcygeus (P.C.) Erection Quality (E.Q.) Penis (Pen 15) Penis Enlargement old school (Vet)

    I just wanted to clarify e.g. stands for example, P.E. is physical exercise, P.C. is personal computer, E.Q. is equal, Pen 15 is the number of pen's after 14 and right before 16, and a VET is usually a person who served in the Military (in case you were like me and only see the abbreviations standing for P.E. terms- that's penis enlargement).
    Last edited by Turnover; 07-17-11 at 11:52 PM.

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    Quote Originally Posted by Turnover View Post
    When No matter what you type in your browser MOS is the first website on the list no matter what letter you type, no matter what page you are looking for every time.
    Damn, I wish Google was like that!
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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you spend lots of money and time just so you can be on MOS more often.

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When you try to do 1000 kegels in the last 15 min of a boring class

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When paper towel rolls and hairspray cans scare you.
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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    Quote Originally Posted by doublelongdaddy View Post
    Damn, I wish Google was like that!
    You know? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
    Last edited by Turnover; 07-27-11 at 10:00 AM. Reason: damn i can't believe i fkd that one up. lol

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    Re: You know you're addicted to PE when....

    When getting good suction on a blowjob you start thinking about buying a Bathmate.

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