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    How did you Get Laid for the First Time (How did you Learn?)

    How did you Get Laid for the First Time (How did you Learn?)

    When I was Younger, my best friends mother used to take in runaway children. So one time she had this 17 year old girl who was always getting in trouble. She was a really good looking girl but I guess she was a problem child.

    So anyway, one day me and my friend were talking to her about sex. She was telling us what sex was and how it worked. We were confused and we had no idea. First She started out by telling us about French Kissing and how it was done. She Showed us in the air and my friend said "Can we try it on you?" She said OK. So my friend Started Kissing her (we were like 13 at the time) and She said ok now Give me your tongue, so my friend did. After he was finished, then it was my turn. I couldn't beleive that I was about to Make out with this 17 Year Old Hot Chick, So I did the Same as my Friend and She Said I did a good Job.

    So then it was time for the Next Lesson, then all the sudden BAM!!! my friends mom came home and our Lessons ended :(

    Anyway, She ended up running away from my friends house and we never got to see her again, so my quest to get Laid continued.

    A year passed and I ended up moving uptown. There was this 18 year old chick that lived around me. This chick was a bit slow but she was a Good Looking chick. We used to walk pass her house when we would come from school everyday and she used to Look out the window. She never came outside because her mother wouldn't let her. So one day when coming home from school we walked by her house and she flashed her Titties to us through the window. We were amazed at this. So everyday from then on she would do the same.

    One day we convinced her to sneak outside, and she managed to get out. We went straight to the woods with her to see what she was all about. We asked her to take off her clothes, and with no delay, she took them off. Here we are, two 14 year old kids in the woods with a naked 18 year old girl. So the First thing I did was take my finger and Try to find her mysterious hole I always heard that girls had. This Girl had a Bush and my finger could not find her hole because she was so tight and I had no idea where her hole was. So my friend tried it and he was able to find it. So at this point we were in between a back of a garage and a Fence with 2 feet of space. So my friend pulls out his little Dick and tries to get it in her and there was no way. So I tried the Same, and no luck for me either. The awkward Spot we were in made it impossible to Fuck. So she ended up sucking us both off, and we never came. My friend finger Fucked her, but that was about it. That girl ended up going away to a private school in another town and we never saw her again.

    So another Year went By and I was thinking I'm never gonna get laid at this point. I was going to school and I met this real Hot Spanish Girl that went to my school as well, we ended up going out and FINALLY I got laid. We did it over her best friends house on the Couch. I had No Idea what to Do, so as I did what I thought I was supposed to, the more she liked it. I raw Dogged her and I came in her, and there it was my first full lay. All I remember was the expressions on her face, and it took me a long time to cum because I was so nervous. I guess she liked the Fact it took me a while to cum
    The feeling I had in her was incredible, she was Hot, Tight and Latin. She never gave me a Blow Job in the Beginning.

    Anyway we went out for 6 months and then she moved away as well. Everyone seemed to move away alot back then
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    what you mean the 2nd girl was slow? From the sounds of it she sounds more than that (excuse my french lol).

    Anyway me being a horny little fuck I usually tried to lead conversations into a sexual direction with girls. It works for some, it doesn't for others. So anyway this was like a month before my 16th birthday and I was on MSN/ICQ chatting away (im 18 now) with this girl from school (I didn't really find her special because I had my eyes on 2 other girls, lol). So alright we got into talking about sex and exchanged the usual "how many bases have you passed" chitchat. Kinda suprised me when she said that she hadn't anything left to get to. At that time I had limited experience with girls (had this quick thing on holidays with a girl for like a week, but we didnt sleep together).
    Alright so we got into talking and I guess the conversation went somewhere in between cyber and a quest for sexual knowledge, telling each other what we liked etc. At the time she was with another guy, and she didn't want to cheat on him, so I'm like yeh thats cool. Then around 3 weeks later she told me that she broke up with the guy, as they both thought it was the best thing to do. So okay we end up on MSN again, this time the conversation becomes more sexual and the conversation reached the point where I told her that my parents were out for an hour on the weekend and if she liked we could "hang out". So the next day I bought some condoms and tried them on to see if they actually fit me (maybe it was me, but considering from how the same type of condom fits me now I must have been tiny. back then I could pull off the condom without any troubles. Now its so tight I can't even get my fingers in to pull it off, lol). So yeah, on the weekend then I picked her up from the local shopping mall (she had NFI were I lived) and walked up to our house. My brother was home so we went upstairs in my room. unfortunately my door doesn't have a lock so I was kinda nervous. Anyway we only had an hour which wasn't really that long. We just sat on the bed and started this nervous talk, until I just looked over and started kissing her in mid sentence. It had been quite a while since the last girl so I didn't really know what I was doing, and she kissed a lot differently than the other girls. So anyway she got on top of me and we kissed some more. Then she took of my shirt and I took off hers. I think I even managed to undo her bra, woot, go me. Ok so at this point she is sitting on my crotch with her skirt and panties on. Naturally I was rock hard, which kinda embarassed me cuz it wasnt really cool. After more kissing we rolled around the bed and ended up next to each other. So anyway I took off her skirt and she took off my pants and then she reached into my boxers and started giving me hand. It was the first time a girl had done it properly (past ones just kinda rubbed their hands on my dick from the outside of my pants) and I guess it was too much for me to take. So I got up, got a condom and went back into bed. We started kissing more and during this time I took off my boxers and she took off her panties. I put on the condom and rolled onto my left side facing her. We got closer together and she took my dick and put it inside her pussy. I remember it being so warm and wet, a whole lot different than wanking off, lol. So i rolled on my back and she proceeded to ride me. She did it like someone else described it on here. leaning forwards as much as possible, which means I didn't really feel much. I tried grabbing her ass like they do in pornos, but that kinda broke the concentration, lol. So anyway after a while she started twitching a bit and soon later I sat up and rolled her on her back. I tried putting my dick in her, but I dunno, I must've sucked at it. The condom was dripping wet too! So she took my dick again and put it in her again. So now I was leading and like a minute later I came. Then we had this awkward feeling, like pretending that we cared etc. So soon we cleaned up and I took her to the bus stop.


    Okay, that was long but I have more to say for the people who care, lol. So now this girl is with a new guy (and I dont understand why she is with him) and I start to like her more and more. She is a very strange person, as in she wears weird clothes and stuff, but she is nice and very outgoing. So this one night we were talking again on MSN (like 2 months ago), and the conversation progressed to sex talk cuz we were bored. So for like one hour we talked about fetishes and what we really liked. At this point she told me she took the pill and liked when guys came over and over in her. Damn, me of course having a natural ability to maintain an erection after ejaculating, this turned me on like hell. Then we started talking about positions (this got really weird cuz she suggested feet BEHIND her head can be fun) and agreed that doggy seemed cool (she probably has done it doggy style before but I hadn't). So eventually we told each other everything and yeah, nothing has happened since. Now I'm kinda just waiting for her to break up with her current BF so I can actually ask her out. That would be cool cuz we'd be fucking 24/7. Funnily I also told her about Penis Enlargement and she said that I really didn't need it and that she thought its the motion of the ocean. Yeah fair enough but chicks dig big dicks. She disagreed which was kinda odd. Anyway I'm still waiting.

    Ok, im gonna shut up cuz no ones cares, lol.
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    gg, now shes telling me she is bisexual and wants to have threesomes. gg :mad:

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    I also experienced the 'mystery hole syndrome'. I could find it, just couldn't get it in there. I don't know why because I haven't had that problem since. After about a half hour, I pushed really hard and it went in.

    Supposedly my girlfriend was not a virgin before that point, but she bled the first time and it seemed like I broke something. Kinda strange to me.

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    Talking

    so one day my cousin came to visit......... there was nobody in the house.......... so yeah..... :p
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    Originally posted by kurei
    so one day my cousin came to visit......... there was nobody in the house.......... so yeah..... :p
    west virginia? lol :p

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    Originally posted by MightyBigWeiner
    what you mean the 2nd girl was slow? From the sounds of it she sounds more than that (excuse my french lol).
    She was a little retarded or just real Dumb. I didn't get to know her well enough to find out.

    It was like you could tell her to eat your shit and she would, with no delay. :D

    Another Fucked up episode with that girl was... After some of the Neighborhood Bullies found out we got her to come outside they went to her house and got her to come out too. They took her down the block in the middle of the street and told her to take her clothes off. She said "But everyone else is gonna see me naked" and they said "Don't worry, we are gonna make a circle around you so no one can see". So she stripped in the middle of the Street surrounded by these guys and they took her clothes and ran off and left her there Naked. This was a really fucked up thing they did. Now that I'm older and I look back at this, I can only imagine what she felt. She ended up running home naked. Good thing it was on a side street and not a major street.

    Those guys were the worst, they stole a Go-Cart I had made back then too. If I ever see any of those Kids now a days, they will get the beating of their life.
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    did she have a speech impetament?

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    Originally posted by slayman
    did she have a speech impetament?
    No She was just Slow. Like Biz Markie if you know who he is.
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    Originally posted by Spektrum
    west virginia? lol :p
    LOL!! I'm from TN and we even make fun of West Virginians! :p

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    alright. well....this is a long story but stick with me.

    basically, i talked with a girl online for about 2 years and she was in this heavy relationship with a guy that was treating her like shit. i don't really wanna say what he did because i would end up hunting him down and wanting to kill him.

    well we were just friends for a while when we talked online and then durring a february break i went to miami, and she sid that she couldn't stop thinking about me and realized that she liked me more than just as a friend (while i was gone i really missed her too) so i come back and she's still talkin about her bf and now how he is ignoring her. and so i kept telling her "i wouldn't do that" and so on and so forth

    finally one summer day we met at a dance that my town holds every thursday. i thought she was beautiful....although it was a brief "hi and bye" type thing. but we couldn't stop thinking about eachother. and so she asked me to her birthday party...her bf was there and she didn't care at all. her and i always were sitting together and close to eachother and flirting as all hell. it was then that i realized that i had some MAJOR MAJOR feelings for this girl.

    about a week later we went on a double date to go see the movie ice age (although she still had her bf they were on very bad terms) so we didn't really call it a "date" at first but now we do. we were laughing at all the same parts and we even shead a little tears (yes i'm the type thatcrys durring movies) well anyway, on the ride back we were all tickeling each other and were flirting so bad it was blatantly obvious that we were getting closer.

    finally came the day when she became the singer for my band. my best friend was the rythem guitarist and my other friend was the basist (we lacked a drummer at the time they are so hard to find!!!!) and me and my friends had a sleep over type rehersal (where we just rehearse and then stay up all night talkin about chicks and sex) we were talking outside and playing basket ball doing that old "if i get this shot in then this will happen" and i took three shots and got nothing but net and i wished that she would kiss me. so that night she called about rehearsal the next day and i told her that she owed me three kisses. and she said "yeah well we'll see"

    so the next day i got my kisses it was such a great feeling, after the first kiss we couldn't stop. one kiss after another.

    she ended up breaking up with her asshole boyfriend (who was small as hell from what she tells me) and her and i started going out. we were VERY physical from the beginning. we made out heavily and we couldn't stop. one time we went out to the movies on an official date and she gave me head in the theater. that was the FIRST time i ever got head, and it was GREAT...her mouth felt so good that i couldn't wait to see what her pussy felt like.

    then came the day for another rehearsal, but our rythem guitarist couldn't make it...so rehersal quickly turned into a hang out thing. so my girl and i were kissing and my basist was inviting his girl over for some "alone time" and he said "you know guys you can just go down stairs and use the couch if you want"

    i must have asked my girlfriend at least 20 times if she wanted to and she kept on saying "yes" very eagerly

    so we went down to the basement and i didn't know what the hell was going on, and she wasn't as experienced as i thought she would be. i guess her boyfriend did some damage to her......alright i'll right out say it. he fuckin raped her on more than one occassion and i wanna kill his ass for it. she's still emotionally scared from it and even cries sometimes ot herself, and it was almost three years ago

    well anyway...now that i'm FULLY pissed off. i'll just get back to my story

    well she was a little shy (naturally) about taking charge durring the whole sex thing...so i innitiated it all. i pulled down her pants and took off her shirt and leaned her back on the couch. she spread her legs and let me eat her freely. she didn't shave back then though so it wasn't as pleasant for me but she came quick as hell. then i pulled down my pants and i was only about 7.5 back then because i was just new to the Penis Enlargement game.....so i put on the condom and layed her down on her back and i started to shake alot, i was as nervus as hell about how i would measure up and make her feel good. well we ended up having sex for two hours and went through two condoms. we wanted to go a third time and she even invited me to do it without one...i was SO tempted but i said no.

    and now that she knows about my Penis Enlargement she gets more into the sex, she's now starting to get more outward in that department, she's more vocal and screams my name all the time. and trusts me enough to try new things with her, it means alot to me to have her trust like that after all she's been through. and she's now addicted to givin me head she says she thinks about it all the time and she keeps telling me that she's exited to feel my gains inside of her. man does that get my blood goin
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    Awesome story!!!

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    Originally posted by Spektrum
    west virginia? lol
    I don't get it :confused:
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    Originally posted by ItsElectric
    Awesome story!!!

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    Great Stories MightyBigWeiner and Samzman!!! This is what I'm talking about!!!

    I need to hear some more Stories, come on Guys!!! This is your Moment to let all your Penis Enlargement Friends Know your first great Experience!!!!
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    Originally posted by Gardenier90
    I don't get it :confused:
    kurei mentioned losing his virginity to his cousin. there's a lot of jokes(at least in virginia) about west virginians dating cousins/family members, lol.

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    Originally posted by Spektrum
    kurei mentioned losing his virginity to his cousin. there's a lot of jokes(at least in virginia) about west virginians dating cousins/family members, lol.

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    like how Australians joke about Tasmanians

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    Well dudes i havent had an experiance yet, I was going out witha a hot chick for a couple of years that was the virgin, yes a waste of time, she changed, we broke up, since then i havent really had a chance to pick up, but wen my time comes ill post it :o

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    samzman: thats a good story you told us there =)
    But that ex-bf... i would have crusched his scull too man!!
    Deserves to die!!
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