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    The Biggest Dick I Ever Saw

    When I was about 21, I was sitting in the lounge of a Holiday Inn near my house, with some friends, on a Saturday night. We saw this old skinny bastard with a stunning blonde bombshell - who looked young enough, easily, to be his daughter (if not granddaughter). She was so hot, & he looked so decrepit. We just couldn't figure it out.
    Later in the night, I walked into the restroom to empty some of the beers I was drinking when DAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!
    Right there, standing at the urinals, was the old guy. Now, I know I was drinking, but I was NOT drunk...I've even taken out a ruler & held it like it was his cock, trying to figure out how big his shocking hammer was....and my best estimates are 9" (limp) and at least 3" in diameter - you should've seen how he had to hold that damn thing!
    I'll bet his erect girth had to be at least 8" around, and I don't know how long hard - probably 10-12" or more. But it was the most shocking unit I've ever seen in 38 years on this Earth.
    When I came back to my buddies table, nearly in shock, & told them what I'd seen, we all knew WHY that hotty was with grandpa. :(
    Heute, eine große Fleischstange. Morgen, eine Scheide-reißende Schlange.

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    Re: The Biggest Dick I Ever Saw

    Originally posted by WaxN
    But it was the most shocking unit I've ever seen in 38 years on this Earth.
    When I came back to my buddies table, nearly in shock, & told them what I'd seen, we all knew WHY that hotty was with grandpa. :(
    LOL Gramps got the goods:D
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    Cool.
    Oldie still at it.....way to go oldie.
    I hope I am a dirty old git when I am old and frizzled :D
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    The Biggest Dick I ever Seen was DLD.
    He has to be the biggest Dick I ever seen.

    I'm a big Dick but he's a Bigger Dick.
    That's why we are Best Friends!!!!
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    butt buddies??

    Is there something you two guys would like to share with us? And it is not nice to call DLD a big dick in his own forum!

    My best friend has a pussy!










    Just joking guys!

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    Re: butt buddies??

    Originally posted by Dashdeming
    And it is not nice to call DLD a big dick in his own forum!
    Thats true...JAZ your BANNED
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    Waxn, what was the race of that man? Hispanic, caucausian or black ?
    Soon to be 9''.
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    Originally posted by teoman
    Waxn, what was the race of that man? Hispanic, caucausian or black ?
    The old guy was a fair-skinned white.
    Heute, eine große Fleischstange. Morgen, eine Scheide-reißende Schlange.

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