Recent content by Engorged

7 x 5.5?

Dude, he did a great job, I'll tell ya that. That smilin'/thumbs-up guy is a friggin' icon! Haha, his bills are paid- I know that much.

WHoa, that's spooky... Do you still live 7 extra years even if you get hit by a truck?

Trust me, man. I did the whole shabang. I didn't just stick it in my ass and expect it to do something. I followed that shit to the T. Nothing.

I think it was Stevie Wonder that said "Hoes... keep on ho-in'"

I says flip the bitch over and tap on dat asssssssss.

Nah, fuck it man. If you got the time and the dough and it's a good, safe time- go for it.

When it comes to condoms, there's no such thing as too tight. You can fit BOTH OF OUR HANDS IN A REGULAR CONDOM! Haha, to the fucking elbow almost. Magnum condoms are for the thread topic. An ego boost. When you buy them, when you take them out in front of the chick, when you put it on, when...

The only side effect I heard of is getting a fat chick pregnant.

Yeah, for the record, I know this is totally gay, but I tried this thing. Follow the directions, etc., nothing. Basically I was just laying there on my side with my knee held up to my chest and some plastic thing shoved in my ass. I pretty much ended up just pulling it out after five...

I'd actually like it if my penis looked like a cricket bat. Anyone know what exercises I can do to attain such a wang? What about a vampire bat? Anyone know what I can do to make my jimmy-john look like a vampire bat?

The two dicks or the getting one cut off part? It would obviously freak chicks out, bigtime... But I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to chomp down a few ecstasy pills and get two blow jobs AT ONCE!!! Clearly this is something our dual-phallussed Indian friend never considered.

An Indian man born with two penises wants to get one of them removed so that he can marry, a report said Saturday. The 24-year-old businessman checked himself into a city hospital for the operation after having lived all his life with the rare condition medically known as penile duplication...

Sure, I have band practice on Friday. Haha, and considering that this guy had no problem getting into the story, he should have no problem telling me the name of the medicine. All he said last time was that it was a steroid. Oh, and I saw some marble notebooks in the supermarket today...

Hm, when he said it, I thought of the black and white notebooks with like, the grams to ounces conversion in the back. The only thing that differs from your description is that they aren't spiral bound. I was thinking that they were like 11 inches or so. Haha, pretty scary shit.